Wants no part of this towel:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzgKx3Vg5Co

There's actually 2:30 minute version where a drunk plumber takes it out in a box. It really rounds off the experience.
The best thing is he wants to charge the guy 0 for doing it.

I'd five star it if he uses a plunger.

First four videos are real. Fifth video is a joke.

You're thinking of an opossum. They're related but different animals.

I was wondering why this thing was so much cuter than the horrible beasts I see splattered on the side of the road at least 2-3 times a day.

Thank you, Portal Of Evil, for enlightening me.

I always assumed the opossum and the possum were the same thing, it's just that someone in the south dropped the o along the way.

Opoossums are cute. They're like giant rats with Downs Syndrome. Their reaction to every threat is to cower and hiss and shit themself, or to shit themself and pretend to be dead.

Thats why they're such common roadkill here, playing dead does not work against a goddam, car. But yeah, an opossom beats a possum.. maybe the only time Yank wildlife (marsupial no less) is better than Aussie.

But thats assuming you can deal with a gigantic smelly retarded rat. I personally spend a lot of time releasing them from my Raccoon Hav-a-Hart kill traps, because aww.. Downs..

Because some smartass rat suggested it, probably.