This is literally too painful to watch. I'm wincing.

Some of it was kind of funny. Then I remembered a man in a fur suit was saying it.

That wasn't nearly the saddest thing ever.

I wonder how Rage would feel with their music being associated with this.

Even his voice sounds fat

That could be a whole lot more pathetic. Instead it's mostly just kinda stupid.

Ha ha ha, a girl furry. Good one, fat bear.

oh god I want to kill myself

Do all furries look like members of that animatronic band at Chuck E. Cheese?

Be proud of being fat, balding and trapped in a Chuck E. Cheese costume, sweating profusely

Possibly the same guy who was masturbating in the library

"We're all tremendously huge losers....but BE PROUD OF THAT!" These children are NOT our future.

i wanted to see the rest where the human troops arrive and beat them up and steal their ipods

Dear furries: Faggytree Castle has fallen. Kill yourselves now to avoid capture. Trust me on this.

Hey guys have you heard of these furrys on the internets? Crazy

My mind refuses to believe this is anything but a joke.

Can we not, at long last, have a final solution to this furry question?

It sounds like he's saying "will you fight fag, claw, and tail".

The camera was so shaky I had to take Dramamine.

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! god I'm going to hell because I think its kinda cute

Really - any worse than dealing with reality with ridicule? Was actually clever (if creepy)

Wow, a furry manages to seem a little human... then he mentions the sexy fucking animals. Way to go.

So... it's a furry making fun of *other* furries... because they don't choose *normal* animals. I'd argue that's pretty damn close to the saddest thing.

i have more respect for zoophiles, at least they blossomed from fur-puberty

I watched the whole boring thing in the vain hope that Shelly Duvall would go running across the stage screaming for her life.

oh god some of them actually yiffed.

i need to swipe my hippocampus with a magnet; back in a few.

I'm so glad I don't understand the in-joke 'my hotel room has run out of toilet paper'.