If there are any stereotypes about West Virginians that should just die out entirely it's this one. I want to point this out since I'm from Ky but only 20 miles from WV and it's synonymous with us as well as Tennessee, Arkansas, Georgia, and Alabama or whatever comes to mind(In truth I've heard folks say this about Florida and Pennsylvania and just about every state south of Maryland, but most Yankee's have it down to a science to here them talk). Were not all a white trash bunch of exponential chromosomes having drunken kid-swap orgies in our trailer-houses. I've seen kids raised in houses with dirt floors and no utilities and they looked and behaved more intelligently than kids who are real, actual products of incest. That's not to say they're real winners as far as social or academic standards as anyone who's seen this can attest:
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=10525

He is still a fuckin' hero though! Long live D. Ray and Hasil Adkins!!


I'm still pissed that this weekend this asshole from Chicago retrived my friends shoes she missplaced while we were at a wedding and commented "Probably don't wear em' that often where she's from haw haw haw."

Is it true that that everyone in West Virginia is half man, half pig, on account of everyone in West Virginia has so much sex with pigs? That's something I've heard many Yankees say.

I didn't have time to survey everyone in order to find out just how many of them were the products of incest, but it was really a whole other planet down there. It was really some Twighlight Zone bullshit. And I'm not just some ignorant, big city Yankee. I've been to every state in the U.S. a number of times, and West Virginia is by far the worst and most backwards.

I am from the South and West Virginia is a pretty bad state by even the most degraded (e.g. Mississippian) standards.

Sorry Big Muddy, the only states near as hickish as West Viriginia are Kentucky, Missouri and Mississippi.

Better learn to start loving someone with the same last name, otherwise you won't fit in at the friday night football.

It appears even satan himself can crack a funny. An evil, inappropriate funny, but what did you expect?

Oh, like you haven't cracked a jokes about southerners inbreeding before

Oh come on, even you can't believe that Cheney isn't the personification of pure evil.

I might enjoy hanging out with him in a Clarice Starling/Hannibal Lecter type of setting.

I'll be honest, I've always fancied myself an evil villain.

Jesus christ I would not want to hang out with Cheney.

"Hello Mr. Vice President."

"You look like a homo. Take off that fancy shirt. What are you, a homo?"

"Excuse me?"

"I will bite off one finger for every time you talk back to me, you homo."

Just remember - even as you typed that, Cheney was thinking about how much he would enjoy watching you, specifically you, die.

*monocle pop*