She grew up to be super hot

FOR HE IS THE CUISINART HATRACK

FOR HE IS THE KUMKWAT HAAGENDAZ!

Auto-five for the Dune movie.

Oh, Alicia Witt

Mmm, Dune.

Wow.

FOR HE IS THE QUIZ ART'S HALTER TOP!

FOR HE IS THE QUIZNOS SANDWICH HAT

FOR HE IS THE KIDS HEART HACKENSACK!

nerd 5

hey!

Squid Fats' Adder-Rack

FOR HE IS THE QUASAR'S HALO RAP

Arruckus -- men call it Doon, the Dessert Planet. it is a sugar-covered wasteland entirely devoid of entrees, patrolled by a terrifying species of giant pretzel. This savage world is the setting for an apocalyptic drama. On the one side is the evil Baron Vladimir Hardchargin -- ruthless, voracious, extremely fat, backed by the Emperor and his shock troops of Hardeuharhar. Opposing him: young Pall Agamemnides, the teenager who may (or may not) be the Messiah, the Kumkwat Haagendasz! Pall's only allies are the planet's nomadic tribes, the fiercely religious, sweatsuit-wearing Freedmenmen. These forces clash in a deadly contest over Doon's one precious resource, a substance found nowhere else in the Universe: the mind-altering liquid known as "beer"...

FOR HE IS THE SKWISGAARD HATER ACT

FOR HE IS THE KUWAIT SAD IRAQ

FOR HE IS THE CASEY'S HATERZCAST!

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FOR HE IS THE CRIMSON HYPERSLOTH.

FOR HE IS THE SKWIZGARD HATREDCRACK!

FOR HE IS THE KIBITZ SHAQ ATTACK

FOR HE IS THE QUICK-SET HEADCRAB HAT!

FOR HE IS THE KIERKEGAARD BACARAT

Kwisatz Haderach give a dog a bone.