the horror, the horror...plus an extra star for mandatory sterilization tag

Pure, real horror.

A RED ICP HOODIE TO YOUR CHILD'S FUNERAL.

Who the fuck takes pictures at a FUNERAL?!

A DEAD BABY FUNERAL?!

Incredible find. I hope the radio station sends her a new ICP hoodie so she can feel better.

IZ POURIN' OUT A 3 LITER OF ORANGE FAYGO FOR MY DEAD JUGGALO HOMMIE

Jesus Christ evil enough

I know everyone's thinking it, I'll say it: This baby's death was a merciful act of god...

Also, is that coffin just a big cooler?

Oh crap, this is one of the lowest things I've ever heard.

I feel dirty after watching this.

BIG MONEY HUSTLA'!

That baby commited suicide at the prospect of having that thing as her mother.

ICP quotes on a baby coffin. Dead baby with ICP bling. I'm an asshole for saying this, but thank god they couldn't afford a headstone. It would probably be a giant ICP logo.

And - should there be an afterlife - there's a baby who is right now clinging to someone repeating "oh thank you, God, thank you, thank you, thank you."

What if the baby didn't like ICP?

If you think about it...

Did they... did they put clown makeup on the dead baby? They did not put clown makeup on the dead baby. Please tell me they did not put clown makeup on the dead baby. Please, please, please tell me that is reflection on the incubator glass and dead baby jaundice or something.

I don't understand and I don't want to. Just.. just take my 5 stars.

here's a screen capture of her myspace:

http://pics.livejournal.com/_white_trash_/pic/0001xxf2

I....


Guh....

Of course the hospital murdered her baby. All the drugs and booze had nothing to do with it.

*cough*

Welcome to Costco, I love you

ICP is like a cult... wait, that's not right.

ICP _IS_ a cult. Better

This is a whirlwind of amazing. The pictures (!), her talking, the text of the funeral invite, the circus music in the background, the indifference in the voice of the hosts...

I need to go lie down.

In this election year, it is important to remember that her vote is worth the same as yours.

Better a ICP funeral than a shower.

Wow.

I'll never understand how anyone over the age of twelve likes Insane Clown Posse and trying to understand how a juggalo themed funeral for a baby came about will only warp me.

That's it. I give up on humanity.

NO FUCKIN' WAY

That was a very unfortunate(?) child.

This sets the new standard in the dead baby genre.

Words cannot describe.

Completely insane and depressing. One of the worst things I've ever seen on this site.

5 stars

Every once in a while a submission comes along that just really defines this place.

Yeah.

I take back every other time I've said it.

*THIS*.

THIS is POETV. Dead Juggalo Baby, buried in a cooler, fat snarfbeast dropout juggalo mom trying to use said dead baby as a cash cow to get some free CDs from the goddamn Insane Clown Posse.

I really don't know who to feel worse for here - the baby gets off pretty light not having these idiots for parents, the "mother" doesn't need to be allowed around children ever, the radio host guy hosts a goddamn Insane Clown Posse radio show of his own volition, and we're kind of fucking ghouls for laughing about it.

Everybody loses, man. Everybody loses.

Holy christ, I'm gonna go open a vein or three.

Good damn it. Thanks for depressing the shit out of me. :(

Nubulis, your youtube-fu is unstoppable. Between this and the Demonius X video you made.... jesus man. I'd love/hate to see whats in your browser history.

There is a time and place for everything. A funeral is neither for what transgressed. I think there is a special seat in Hell waiting for this mother, i mean she uses her babies death, which was her own damn fault, as a way to milk free shit. Obviously this woman has no common decency.

What a mind fuck. I can imagine what was going through the normal people's minds who were at that funeral. Grandma looks like she is going to be sick.

If that wasn't bad enough they played ICP music at the funeral.

This is just..I have no words..thank god that child did not have to live.

This is why Portal of Evil exists... truly astonishing. All ICP fans are totally removed from reality, and unfortunately i know a few like this personally. Liking ICP isn't a culture... it's mental illness, some new form of dementia or schizophrenia.

At lest she got some free stuff.

Human decency: dead like this babby.

Maybe the best video ever

"Are you in a good mood tonight? Are you ready for a fun show?"

Yes, yes I am!

"We all breathe the same blood."

the absolute nadir of human dignity

Whenever you're feeling sad about your dead baby, you can always talk to Upchuck the Clown.

Evil in every sense of the word. I'm not sure I even want to watch it fully - the comments were enough.

As if I needed another reason to hate Juggalos.

This video is the barb on the edge of the blade of PoeTV.

My baby died, AND I didn't even get my Juggalo merchandise!!!

I had to wait a long while before I decided to watch this.

I now know that the wisest choice I ever made was not clicking it for so long. What was I thinking, deciding to watch this? I knew what I was getting myself into.

There is a cancer in this world. A cancer known as Juggalos.

wow. I just now heard the Benny Hill music at the beginning of this video, which makes it even more perfect.

what

This is painfully depressing. 5 stars for its evil content, where each star is 84 saddy faces.

I will need a few kitten videos now.

Never forget.

The video that made poetv stop and stare in awe and horror.

Way to dodge a bullet, baby.

still the best/worst/best again video on poetv.

"Feel better by comparison" tag?

Everything about this video deserves its own five stars.

This girl has the worst luck ever. She didn't get the tickets OR the tee shirts? Thats "whack".

That baby has the best luck ever though in retrospect.

Jesus.

You know, what really destroyed me was the grandma sitting by the gravesite in the picture. What could she have been thinking?

...So I guess the baby's down wit da clown in da ground.

Service at !:00 pm


Also, could you play the Insane Clown Posse song they had at my infant daughter's funeral?

Shangri-La is ICP heaven now?

If burning my house down didn't get them to send the t-shirts, maybe getting pregnant and then killing my baby with drugs will do the trick.

I love the juggalos. They perfectly embody the empty depraved ignorant consumer zeitgeist of the millennial generation.

every so often i forgot exactly how fucking crazy the internet is, and then i make the pilgrimage back through kittens and true forced loneliness and safe for work fetishes until i get to the pulsating, oozing cyst at the heart of poetv, and this is it. god bless you, nubilus

I just noticed the top Linkbacks over on the side there.
Apparently this is the top Google search result for "pics of baby funerals".

And this is still by far the worst thing on poeTV.

I don't think she would have turned out very well anyway.

this is still one of the saddest things i've ever seen in my life

MY BABY DIED GIMME STUFFFFFF

This is how The Butterfly Effect should have ended.

Best choice this baby ever made was dying.

Also, white people.

This can't be real. Please tell me this is some brilliant viral marketing ICP stunt.

Needs an 'Insane Frown Posse' tag.

POEtv, poisoning my soul just a little more each day. Thankfully a massive coronary isn't far off for that fat sack of glop.

Wow, just...wow.

Inexplicable.

Four years after the fact and this is still astounding and soul shaking.

I can't believe I didn't rate this yet.

The day poetv stood still

Juggalo Baby Funeral