I shall never talk shit about Total again.

God, I miss him.

FUCK YEAH!

perfect

Seriously guys. Total is nutritious and good for your heart.

Okay, okay, man! I wasn't talking shit about Total. I was just, uh, uh, saying how great Total is, and how it's so much better than, say, Wheaties, and...don't look at me like that.

It's going to hit the fan when someone puts salt in his Total.

This is simply a man who feels very passionately about a very deserving product.