I have a very specific sexual fetish.


(COME TO MY WINDOW)

Just imagine the routine Charlie Chaplin or Buster Keaton could've built around this thing.

I screamed with laughter just like the audience did.

Crap, I thought she was gonna have the other girl sit on her lap. That would have been awesome.

Stick a dildo on it and we've got a show!

Ellen's one of those few comedians whose very laugh is capable of making me laugh.

If you told me yesterday I'd be five starring an Ellen video, I would not have believed you.

oh my. i love ellen.

I don't know why, but seeing comedians just lose their shit over something makes my day.

wheee!