I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream!

Not enough commercials feature people dying. Fuck you if you disagree, because you're both fat and wrong.

What the JSP said.

Fucking hee-larry-us.

One of my favorites. Oddly enough, it popped into my brain earlier today. POETV, get out of my head.

Starburst commercials top themselves once again.

POR QUEEEEEE

That's one way of stopping the invasion.

"Gentlemen. We must find a way for the public to fear and despise our product. And we're locking the doors until we do."

*the room of marketing men falls silent until one voice pipes up...*

I.. didn't see that coming. The being chewed up and swallowed part, at least.

genius.