Heroically ripping off Bill Hicks!

And virtually anybody else that mattered.

Fuck you both, and to be topical, you're assholes. Hope you like the new tag, jerks. I'll favorite my own submission just to rub your noses in it.

Thank god someone took a stand for unfunny cunts everywhere.

Why is Denis Leary famous and Bill Hicks anonymous?

I think you know the answer.

I don't mean to make a point about how ripping off of other people's material is a dick move in the first place; it just ain't my style to outright chastise you unfunny young punks outright, I have to be passive-aggressive about it. My point boils down to: Whoever's funnier wins the prize, regardless of who was there first.

So, and I really don't know how many times I'm going to keep having to say this in defense but, fuck y'all. I like blondie better.

Suck dick fatty

Toothpicks envy my arms, you self-image-projecting fuckhead. Not every J Lzrd-esque moron on the internet is so sedentary that they weigh 3XX Lbs. Some of us choose to skip meals for a week or two.

Gee thanks for the extra star. You're a true e-friend.

I'm an honest soul, you're not likely to meet anyone as e-open or e-uncloset'd as I am. Well, there's Xiphyboy of course, nevermind. I want to surf the "People Who Liked This Video Also Liked" links, find one that kicks ass that other people hate, resubmit it, and telepathically crotch-thrust at all of you while flipping the double-duece.