This game seemed much less insane at the time

I'm pretty sure we were supposed to spend those five minutes being wowed by the music.

Wait, that wasn't five minutes?

5 stars for making this an interactive experience for me.

first I was yelling "go old man go, you can do it!"

Then I was all like "DUDE! don't eat that old wizard cookie!"

Old Wizard guy has Plumber's Butt

This reminds me of an old Wheel of Fortune game for the IIGS where Vanna White would spend literally five minutes walking across to spin a letter.

Guys are just numbskulls, too stupid to understand this. Roberta, please come back to PC games! We miss you!

Also, I really wanted the king to stick his foot out as the old dude meandered past.

This was the very first (IBM compatible) PC game I ever played and my only prior games were C64 and the NES. I was so blown away by the graphical jump that it took me forever to realize how horrible this game was.

You probably should have asked what it was before you ate it. I hope one of the things you're questing for is common sense.

Is this the one with that goddamn owl?

Life's hard when you live inside a picture frame.

Not only did that guy not ask what the hell he was eating, he didn't even hesitate to stick that thing in his mouth.

All of the focus groups said the old man moved too quickly.