I, Claudius - Messalina challenges a prostitute

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Comment count is 13

Rodents of Unusual Size

- 2008-06-07

Ah, the Romans. Now they knew how to whore.

KnowFuture

- 2008-06-07

Actually, it seems kind of an apt way to describe it.

Scrotum H. Vainglorious

- 2008-06-07

Creampies.

fermun

- 2008-06-07

This is actually based on a true story.

John Holmes Motherfucker

- 2012-07-11

Well, it's based on what was on the Internet back then. There's always somebody with something to gain politically from a juicy story that may not be one hundred percent true, and I Claudius, to it's credit, loves a good juicy story.

StanleyPain

- 2008-06-07

Ahhh.....Rome.

dueserpenti

- 2008-06-07

The Romans had shit figured out.

Cap'n Profan!ty

- 2008-06-07

Except the thing about "stay the fuck away from the Germans"

cognitivedissonance

- 2008-06-08

"Mine milkshake bringeth all Good Romans to my villa, I should teach thee, but I should be forced to levy a sestercial toll."

The Mothership

- 2012-01-20

oh, I believe these are yours.

Sludge Vohaul

- 2023-06-17

yep.

Maggot Brain

- 2008-06-09

Times may have changed but weave jokes will always be funny.

John Holmes Motherfucker - 2018-07-27

As Marie Antoinette was waiting to be executed, her captors were making up stories about how she was having sex with her son. Catherine the Great fucked her horse. I once heard a story about how Cleopatra sucked off fifty slaves in one night.

Oh, and Hillary Clinton is a dyke.

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