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Caminante Nocturno - 2008-06-08

He kind of sounded like Dennis Hopper complaining about mana at the end.

5 stars for helping me to imagine Dennis Hopper LARPing.


boner - 2008-06-08

I'm out of mana, man.


Mr. Bad Example - 2008-06-08

"Melf's Acid Arrow?

Fuck that shit!

MAGIC MISSILE!"


Udderdude - 2008-06-08

It's magic, allright.


Comeuppance - 2008-06-08

The final battle with the darkness.


Randroid - 2008-06-08

Magic mistle.


Blackbetta - 2008-06-08

Mmmmmagic mistle!


Endoris - 2008-06-09

Magic mithle!


Baldr - 2008-06-08

If I could pick one person to stand by my side during the final battle it would be this man.

Level 1 wizard larper has got your back son.


hentaiwolf - 2008-06-08

Clearly he's at least a ninth level wizard, since he shot 5 missiles.


anvill - 2008-06-08

That was clearly five discrete casts of a single magic missile, indicating use of a 1st-level MM wand. Come on, people!


hentaiwolf - 2008-06-08

I apologize, you are correct. And it only had 5 charges left, which is why the last one didn't work.


MurgatroidMendelbaum - 2008-11-21

Come on, guys.
CLEARLY, a wand would not be contingent on mana.


kingofthenothing - 2009-07-12

Maybe not but what else do you call the charge energy?


cognitivedissonance - 2008-06-08

Introducing 1st Level Wizard Frink.


rustedmutt - 2008-06-08

Pew pew pew


Desidiosus - 2008-06-08

-1 because magic missile doesn't have a material component.

NEEEEEERDS


Hugo Gorilla - 2008-06-08

Then it must be a magic wand. He quested deep across the state line to buy it from a merchant's humble last chance fireworks emporium and video poker salon.


Stupid Lisa Garbage Face - 2008-06-08

fire, cracker


Nixoleon - 2008-06-08

Victorious in his final battle against his dignity and it's henchman, shame.


Aernaroth2 - 2008-06-08

Yeah, a roman candle could do around 1d4+1 damage.


Camonk - 2008-06-08

Uh Magic Missile now does 2d4+1. And it's an at-will spell, so he can cast it whenever he wants.


Camonk - 2008-06-08

Actually it's intelligence modifier not +1. So sorry!


Spoonybard - 2008-06-09

I shudder to think how much money I'll have to spend just to keep my D&D jokes up to date.


garcet71283 - 2008-06-10

But I think he failed his saving throw for virginity.


Wonko the Sane - 2009-03-14

Are you kidding? He rolled a natural 20. VIRGINITY SAVED!


Repomancer - 2008-06-08

Vocal component of the spell must be spoken through the nose.
I wonder who would win in a duel between him and lightning bolt guy.


Albuquerque Halsey - 2008-06-08

five for comments


mobius - 2008-06-08

LIGHTNINGBOLT


garcet71283 - 2008-06-09

BEARD


StanleyPain - 2008-06-09

While we're on the subject: D&D 4th Ed. just came out. And for all of WOTCs bullshit about "simplifying it" it actually sounds even more goddamn complex. Interestingly, all week I've only seen one person buy any of the books at my store, and usually we get a lot of role player people.


Cleaner82 - 2008-07-31

Were we? Were we on the subject?


phalsebob - 2008-08-07

The graphics were better than the last Lucas film, so 5 stars.


j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-08-18

The mana comment at the end made me grin.


Cleaner82 - 2009-06-02

I've seen this many times but it never occurred to me that for this to make sense, he'd have to aim it at somebody.

That is SWEET.


Wombles - 2009-10-09

I used to pretend the little roman candles were magic wands when I was little, and this guy is ruining my memories.


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