What, like a stinger missile mounted on a pitchfork? That'd fit in a Capcom game alright.

I don't think there's a helicopter pilot period who doesn't get killed.

Nope. Check out Geist for Gamecube, it has a black guy named Bryson who goes down in a flaming heap but somehow survives to show up in the ultimate climax. He was such an inspiration that I called every badass black guy in any video game Bryson, no matter what.

Wow so you're racist. Neat-o.

Slightly different, but remember the helicopter dude from Jaws 2...same fate

Barry at the end of Resident Evil 3.

Barry... BRYSON??

+5 stars for the Brysons of the world and 5 more for the scream the zombie emits before he is crushed by a falling slab of stone.
-5 for Sadler. Ass.

that and the conversation where Saddler says "Writhe in my cage of torment, my friend." in the most casual, friendly way I expect that sentence has ever been uttered

about two weeks after finishing that game, that was how I ended all of my cell phone conversations

"-- an unfortunate training excercise--"

Say, do you remember Mike's favorite bar? See, after the mission we...

...all right, stop crying first then tell me.

They're not zombies, they're biologically mutated--

Oh fuck, it they're zombies. And I have no fucking clue.

Also: It's bad taste to mention the fact that they're Hispanic. And you're killing them by the hundred.

I was gonna say, hey bad guys, maybe take this opportunity to rocket launcher the hero, too. But, no, I guess those rockets are precious.

There's no room in Saddler's cage of torment for that.