Stog  - 2008-06-11
That's it, McCain. Keep doing your thing. Look as outdated, confused, unhelpful, and supportive of the Bush Administration's policies as you can.
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sheikurbouti - 2008-06-11
Remember, conservatives are congenitally better at foreign policy. Just rock back and forth and keep repeating it over and over.
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oswaldtheluckyrabbit - 2008-06-11
Anyway, about my washtub. I just used it that morning to wash my turkey, which in those days was known as a walking bird. We'd always have walking bird on Thanksgiving with all the trimmings: cranberries, injun eyes, and yams stuffed with gunpowder. Then we'd all watch football, which in those days was called baseball.
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NoCode - 2008-06-11 Wow. Thanksgiving will never be the same again.
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Comeuppance - 2008-06-11
It's like he's a badly-designed animatronic human that can only say things that will cost him the election.
Dehydrated baby casualties = not change we can believe in, heh heh. *frightening smile*
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StanleyPain - 2008-06-11
Actually the "surge" isn't working. And military staff and experts who HAVE been on the ground have been saying that.
I guess having BBQs in Arizona gives you deeper insight.
Also, don't forget McCain's other meme that's going virtually unchallenged in the media that we've already pulled back troops to pre-surge levels, which is not remotely true.
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Camonk - 2008-06-11 I thought the smarmily self-righteous throwaway about the surge was the best part.
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Xenocide - 2008-06-11
McCain is a walking gaffe machine. Bush was too, but his gaffes had a dumb-guy charm which appealed to the red staters back when things were so good they thought it was okay to have an idiot in charge so long as he talked like them. McCain doesn't have that. When he makes his daily fuckups, he just comes off as...well, old.
Six more months of comments like these and, in a just world, we'd be looking at an Obama blowout of 1984 proportions. In our world, we won't get that, but it's still going to be a walk for Obama if this keeps up.
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Lothar - 2008-06-11
He didn't say the word "Hippies". I feel cheated! We need to find a vid of him being totally casual, like a home movie. (Is his Barbra Streisand impression from SNL on here?)
These News Network clips are just booooring, except for our insightful comments.
And....another kitten was just born.
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Stog - 2008-06-11 I'm gonna stuff your face with dick
dick
dick
And I'm gonna stuff it real quick
quick
quick
Your throat's gonna be coated in jizz
jizz
jizz
Because that's how I do this biz
biz
biz
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StanleyPain - 2008-06-11 break.com
collegehumor.com
fark.com
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Rodents of Unusual Size - 2008-06-11
directly afterwards
"Thanks for having me on your show, Bill."
"My name is Matt Lauer, Senator."
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Udderdude - 2008-06-11
Anyone who honestly supports this man is insane.
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Udderdude - 2008-06-11 Protip: Billy Buttsex is a troll. See the "honestly" part of my comment.
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Cleaner82 - 2008-06-11 No, yeah, I know he is. But he's not far off of a lot of radars there. Anyway I'm not disagreeing with you, I just think there's plenty insanity to go round.
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Billy Buttsex - 2008-06-11 I was being serious... check out his campaign page.
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nocash - 2008-06-11 What are McCain's views on the purity of the white race?
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Cleaner82 - 2008-06-11 Oh, that it's really pure and should stay pure, rather than less pure. Read his campaign site.
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Camonk - 2008-06-12 My favorite quote about the campaign by a Republican: "In reality there is only one candidate. Barack Obama. He will in the fall or he will lose. John McCain is relevant only in so far as he is not Barack Obama." So that's McCain's voting pool: People who don't want to vote for Barack Obama.
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glasseye - 2008-06-12 That's because you can't READ BETWEEN THE LINES like our precious street corner preacher Billy here can.
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Billy Buttsex - 2008-06-12 http://www.barackobama.com/issues/civilrights/#sentencing-disparit ies
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glasseye - 2008-06-13 "Equalizing sentences" for crack and powder cocaine crimes != "lowering crack sentences because it's bad fo da black folk"
Typical over-simplification. Maybe you should take some rudimentary reading comprehension classes there, Billy.
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NoCode - 2008-06-11
Welcome to the presidency, Mr. Obama.
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SolRo - 2008-06-11
Woo, permanent bases in Iraq!
That would totally make radical muslim clerics NOT support terrorism.
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glasseye - 2008-06-11
100 years of war.
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kingarthur - 2008-06-11 Note that part of that joke is that Marquez is Colombian. Zing, motherfuckers.
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Caminante Nocturno - 2008-06-12
I hate old people so much.
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klingerbgoode - 2008-08-12
what the hell is he talking about
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