I want to hug you with nuclear arms.

Comments like this will always keep me coming back to PoeTV.

As for McCain... Christ, if ~45% of the country is STILL willing to vote for a pro-war Republican, then little flubs like "Putin is president of Germany" arn't going to hurt his credibility.

"I fell 5,000 feet onto a pile of jagged rocks.

"Of course, folks were tougher in those days. I was jitterbuggin' that very night!"

This is my absolute favorite meme.

Is that story true Grandpa?

Actually, Eddie Izzard's character in All The Queen's Men is based largely on McCain.

No, I lie. But I did have to watch that twice to make sure I heard that right. Putin of Germany, eh? Better not tell Putin of Russia someone's copying his game.

That's a much more reasonable mistake to make. McCain is simply too old to tell the difference between Germans and Russians.

McCain is old enough that it was probably a 'Prussian' 'Russian' mix-up.

5 stars for that comment alone.

Yes, he's only a hundred, and Republican. He couldn't possibly be out of the loop!

NOOOOO. You take that back.

"In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died—an entire town destroyed."

-Barack Obama, referring to an event in which 12 people died.

Look it up. When you're in front of the camera 20 hours a day, you're gonna fuck up. Obama also said his grandfather liberated Auschwitz, which is impossible because his grandfather wasn't a Soviet.

Oh, c'mon. The Auschwitz/Buchenwald mixup was addressed before the media even pounced on it. As for the other, that's a gaffe, but when I saw it at first I thought he was talking about the earthquakes in China.

WOO HOO ASSHOLE PARTY!!!

Nope, I'm pretty sure McCain believes that Putin is the Fuhrer of Germany.

Obama said that his uncle helped to liberate Auschwitz, but it was actually his great uncle who helped to liberate Buchenwald.

THANK YOU.

You agree that America is fucked if either man wins? I guess you wanted Clinton then.

I'm a Kucinich man, personally.

BB that is, is the one that thinks America is fucked if McCain wins. BB.

McCain has made a ton of dumb comments, Obama has made some dumb commments, but at least neither is the worthless fucktard that Bush is.

he was going to say fifty, and then was trying to correct it to 47, but forgot to say "forty." Christ. That's a little different than calling Putin the president of Germany or thinking that Shi'ites are supporting al-Qaeda. I'll take Obama's misstatements over McCaincient's any day.

I thought Obama was making a joke about how long the primary process had been.

He was making a joke about the insanely long primary season

McCaincient? Between that and McSame I'm growing alarmed by the left's increasing fondness of lame wordplay