|Magical Man from Happy-Land - 2008-06-11 |
He's actually quite astute, Putin actually controls Germany behind the scenes.
|Randroid - 2008-06-11 |
Obviously the result of flouridation.
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2008-06-11 |
"We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I took the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe so I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. Give me five bees for a quarter you'd say. Now where were we, oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the War. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones."
"I fell 5,000 feet onto a pile of jagged rocks.
"Of course, folks were tougher in those days. I was jitterbuggin' that very night!"
This is my absolute favorite meme.
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2008-06-11 |
"I got separated from my platoon after we parachuted into Duseldorf so I rode out the rest of the war posing as a German cabaret singer.[singing] Won't you come home Frantbrelda, won't you come home."
|Cap'n Profan!ty - 2008-06-11 |
The sad part, however, is that half of the people laughing at McCain's idiocy then go on to say that "of course everyone knows that Angela Merkel is President of Germany," which is only slightly less stupid a mistake to make. (She's the Chancellor. Horst Kohler is President.)
|Billy Buttsex - 2008-06-11 |
Oh come on... the guy said the wrong country and you guys act like he really thinks Putin is a German. What an asshole party POE is.
Rodents of Unusual Size
Yes, he's only a hundred, and Republican. He couldn't possibly be out of the loop!
"In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died—an entire town destroyed."
-Barack Obama, referring to an event in which 12 people died.
Look it up. When you're in front of the camera 20 hours a day, you're gonna fuck up. Obama also said his grandfather liberated Auschwitz, which is impossible because his grandfather wasn't a Soviet.
Oh, c'mon. The Auschwitz/Buchenwald mixup was addressed before the media even pounced on it. As for the other, that's a gaffe, but when I saw it at first I thought he was talking about the earthquakes in China.
Nope, I'm pretty sure McCain believes that Putin is the Fuhrer of Germany.
Obama said that his uncle helped to liberate Auschwitz, but it was actually his great uncle who helped to liberate Buchenwald.
|DMKA - 2008-06-11 |
And Obama thinks there's 57 states...
I'd say we're fucked either way.
You agree that America is fucked if either man wins? I guess you wanted Clinton then.
BB that is, is the one that thinks America is fucked if McCain wins. BB.
he was going to say fifty, and then was trying to correct it to 47, but forgot to say "forty." Christ. That's a little different than calling Putin the president of Germany or thinking that Shi'ites are supporting al-Qaeda. I'll take Obama's misstatements over McCaincient's any day.
I thought Obama was making a joke about how long the primary process had been.
McCaincient? Between that and McSame I'm growing alarmed by the left's increasing fondness of lame wordplay
|Xenocide - 2008-06-11 |
Well, everyone knows Kaiser Putin is trying to rebuild the Soviet Reich, just like his mentor Pancho Villa would have wanted. This is a wakeup call, people!
|Maggot Brain - 2008-06-11 |
It took me a few times to catch this one. As far as most people know Putin is the president of Germany.
|StanleyPain - 2008-06-11 |
I seriously challenge anyone to come up with as many foreign relations/foreign policy fuck ups that Obama has made compared to John McCain. And this INCLUDES the outright lying he's been doing dressed up as "gee shucks I done shur forgot the right thing" bullshit (like repeatedly associating Al-Qaida with Iran so much that Joe fucking Lieberman has to correct you on camera)
If anyone wants to talk shit about Obama misspeaking about his grandfather or whatever the fuck, then come up with at least an equal amount of public statements (from interviews, speeches, whatever) that occur on the same scale.
|Camonk - 2008-06-12 |
Shit, Putin's in Germany, Iraq is in Africa, Mahmoudinejad is the absolute leader in Iran--who are also helping al Qaeda. The Republicans are fucking up the world without even touching it.
|charmlessman - 2008-06-12 |
Meh, commies are commies and brown people are brown people. We're gonna bomb them all if he becomes president.
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