Once we watched a documentary on Washington for two days, then the girl behing me asked, in total seriousness, "Was he, like, a president or something?"

I once convinced a girl in my math class in high school that lettuce was 1% beef (the other 99% being water.)

Which side will Larry the Cable guy be on?

It's going to be pretty one-sided, seeing as how the majority of people on one side will be too old to pick up a gun, and the rest will be begging those same old people to put them in the National Guard.

Also, Tom Petty will become Mayor of some northwestern town.

Obama still have a few weeks before the NWO folks invent themselves a new tragedy to stay in power.

It's called subject-verb agreement you sons of bitches.

Then you submit it, you lazy fuck. I've been trying to get all sorts of things that need to be submitted submitted, and I'm sick and tired of being one of the only ones who does that thankless job.

You find a goddamn clip of exploding-cannonball-head from Glory, and I'll vote it up. Christ.

/me looks at my stack of submitted vids...looks at your small pile of submitted vids...

I dunno who you are calling a lazy fuck, you spazzing douche.

So you went and submitted it?

Stalin was right, quantity does have a quality of its own, you argumentative twit.

Stop it you two! One Civil War is enough!