Insert "There Will Be Blood" milkshake joke.
Duck Tales, you win for most annoying voices on a cartoon. My ears haven't bled this hard since Muppet Babies.

So let me see if I can unravel this.

... a sea monster... ate his icecream. That more or less the size of it?

Hate when this happens.

Now I'll never get to eat.

A duck in spats ruined my pancakes?!

A duck in spats ruined my pancakes!

A DUCK IN SPATS RUINED MY PANCAKES!!!

That was admirably insane.

RoUS You didn't submit this? How can that be true? How many conversations have we had where we quote this line?

Surely he has ice cream shipping insurance which covers sea monsters? I thought he was much more savvy than that.

I used to do impressions of this for a friend of mine and she laughed so hard she nearly choked. This is seriously one of my favorite things to quote, ever.

I don't remember much of Duck Tales, but for some reason I distinctly remember this. When I saw the title I heard it in Alan Young's inimicable Scottish brogue.

Why aren't there more Ducktales clips up here? That show is priceless with it's non-sequiters.

Eventually they found Scrooge crying nude in his bedroom with "A SEA MONSTER ATE MY ICE CREAM" written all over his body in lipstick.

-2 for not cutting out the context

man disney tv shows used to be awesome
fuck you hannah montana or miley cyrus or whoever the hell you are

You'd think that an experienced businessman like Scrooge McDuck would be used to unplanned externalities like this.

Trance-inducing.

18 years later and I can still remember this scene.

They do not make cartoons like they used to. Also, get off of my lawn.

I remember this same bit in the Carl Barks comics and it was just a lovely little throwaway line in one panel which effortlessly painted a picture a world of untold promise and mystery. This is, uh, a little overdone!

"A! SEAMONSTER ATE! MY! ICE CREAM! A SEAMONSTER ATE! MY ICE! CREAM! A! SEAMONSTER ATE MY! ICE! CREEEAM!"

I want this as a ringtone.

Scrooge turns himself into a 'duck-blur'.