He hates 80's rock, yet he has a mullet and a mustache. Also, that egg trick was pretty cool. I'm going to try that at the next Ozzfest.

For an unironic transcript and citations, go here:
http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Rock-n-Rol l/hells_bells1.htm

He's right you know. "Moving from proteins to animate objects..."

I wonder how this guy feels about Industrial and Breakcore

Fun is a sin. So is joy. You must avoid these things so you can enter the Kingdom of Heaven and spend eternity without any fun or joy.