Extra detail: The billboard at the back of the sniper at the very end says "camping fun" if you look close enough.

Bar none.

"FUCK YOU WHITE, I didn't create this sitation, I'm DEALING with it! You're actin' like a first year fuckin' theif, I'm actin' like a professional!"

Sniper doesn't tip.

Seeing that panic-faced blue bobble-head restored my faith that eventually, we're going to see some "Hunted" maps.

Where's his little umbrella though?

Hiding. Watching.

...WAITING.

Agreed, the "hunted" bobblehead and all of the new prop models were great--that "#1 sniper" mug was just gorgeous.

I'm sorry to have to ask this, but what is this "Hunted" thing and the civilian mastermind j lzrd mentions further down?

I am now imagining why Demoman's parents decided to immigrate to Scotland... and his childhood, learning how to build pipebombs.

Also, the Scout's parents are probably proud of their son, but worry that he's so cavalier with his life and doesn't wear any body armor. And when he does phone home, he's talking too fast for Mrs. and Mr. Scout to even keep up with him.

Meanwhile, the Pyro's parents locked him in a room for the first 16 years of his life, until he broke out, grabbed an ax, and went Lizzie Borden on them.

And the Spy? Oh man, he's what happens when the lovechild between Brock Samson and Molotov Cocktease gets a balaclava and a butterfly knife for his sixth birthday.

<TF2 fanfiction>

The Heavy's parents are from Russia.

One of them is a man and one of them is a woman.

Oh lord, now there's an interesting phonecall waiting to happen.

"No, no... Son, I do not want to talk to Sasha! Son, I just want to know how you are... Hello, Sasha."

"Mütter, Vy must you always ask me this qvestion!? He ist just ein friend!"

"For the last time, NEIN MÜTTER, I am nicht ein gleichgeschlechtlich!"

Actually, the Demoman was adopted. And killed his original set of adoptive parents with a poorly calculated plan to blow up the Loch Ness Monster.

...seriously.

Wait.. if he were a BAD Demoman, HE WOULDN'T BE HERE TALKIN' TO US!

Cut him a break, he was only 6 at the time!

He got better at working with explodey things once he was back in the orphanage.

you mean the movie?

Oh nevermind, I see what you're saying.

My point about the TF2 Movie still stands though.

I figure all nine main classes, plus the civilian mastermind bonus interview, will all be on the Blu-Ray DVD when Velve gets around to branching into the movie industry.

Vale, fucking VALVE, work you damn fingers what do I wash you hourly for!?

as much as I like these, a movie wouldn't work.

but more short clips like this, or short stories put out over time would be great.

Too bad he probably didn't get points for it. (When it quickly cut to him on the phone I thought he was going to haggle with someone to get the points.)

Dad.. put mumnon the phone.

This is pretty much just one of Lalo Schifrin's tracks for the first Dirty Harry movie, just reconfigured enough to where he couldn't sue them for swiping it.

Indeed, five stars for the music, another five for the dialogue.

I changed my mind. That makes it. "Half your brain is gone but the other half is Scottish and drunk so you keep fighting for a bit."

Isn't "Scottish and drunk" redundant?

You notice he's holding that thing backwards the entire time?

They're probably not going to. There will be five particularly hilarious "I'VE BEEN THERE" moments lasting a sum total of ten seconds, and the rest will be backstory for the movie they're secretly working on.

No, I didn't sign an N.D.A.

Maybe they should just go for it and make the Medic the gay one.

It's funnier when you see in print. The Sniper lives in an old RV. :D

Of course he does. The Sniper is an avid camper.

Sorry, it does grow on ya, like they all do.

it would be hard to make the spy not good

the pyro could go either way

I picture a sort of "Pyro After Dark" theme, with a lounge-y, bathrobe-and-tie feel like the Bruce Campbell Old Spice commercials. "Mphmrphmph." (spill some martini on the mask) "Mrphmphmph!"

Unless we see the Pyro's True Face, I would like it to be cast like one of those Noir movies; Black and white and not a lot of grey. If it turns out the Pyro is Samus, all sorts of avenues are open.