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Beyonce Knowles - 2008-06-17
Jars of piss!
j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-06-17
"I'm not a crazed gunman dad! I'm an assassin!! ... Well the difference being one is a job and the other is MENTAL SICKNESS!"
Keefu - 2008-06-17
Have a plan to kill everyone you meet
Keefu - 2008-06-17
Extra detail: The billboard at the back of the sniper at the very end says "camping fun" if you look close enough.

SolRo - 2008-06-17
You know, I have to say this is probably the best one yet.

Though it sucks you rarely get to play sniper that way in the game, no good sniper perches and no prone position.
j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-06-17
Bar none.

Cleaner82 - 2008-06-17
Ah, another good one. I love these guys.
fluffy - 2008-06-17
"I think this mate saw me. Yes, yes he did."
zatojones - 2008-06-17
I like the cut of his jib
Xenocide - 2008-06-17
See, now there's a guy I can respect. Professionalism is a an admirable thing. Not like the Scout, that little snot.
j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-06-17
"FUCK YOU WHITE, I didn't create this sitation, I'm DEALING with it! You're actin' like a first year fuckin' theif, I'm actin' like a professional!"

Pie Boy - 2008-06-18
Sniper doesn't tip.

Merzbau - 2008-06-17
Best one since the Engineer. Also: "Hunted" VIP bobblehead! New Pyro gun! eeeeee
j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-06-17
Seeing that panic-faced blue bobble-head restored my faith that eventually, we're going to see some "Hunted" maps.

Where's his little umbrella though?

Merzbau - 2008-06-17
Hiding. Watching.


Cap'n Profan!ty - 2008-06-17
Agreed, the "hunted" bobblehead and all of the new prop models were great--that "#1 sniper" mug was just gorgeous.

Vicious - 2008-10-10
I'm sorry to have to ask this, but what is this "Hunted" thing and the civilian mastermind j lzrd mentions further down?

Triggerbaby - 2008-06-17
The jars of piss are a nice touch.
Caminante Nocturno - 2008-06-17
I never really bothered to think about the relationship these characters have with their parents.
j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-06-17
I am now imagining why Demoman's parents decided to immigrate to Scotland... and his childhood, learning how to build pipebombs.

Also, the Scout's parents are probably proud of their son, but worry that he's so cavalier with his life and doesn't wear any body armor. And when he does phone home, he's talking too fast for Mrs. and Mr. Scout to even keep up with him.

Meanwhile, the Pyro's parents locked him in a room for the first 16 years of his life, until he broke out, grabbed an ax, and went Lizzie Borden on them.

And the Spy? Oh man, he's what happens when the lovechild between Brock Samson and Molotov Cocktease gets a balaclava and a butterfly knife for his sixth birthday.

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-06-17
<TF2 fanfiction>

Xenocide - 2008-06-17
The Heavy's parents are from Russia.

One of them is a man and one of them is a woman.

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-06-17
Oh lord, now there's an interesting phonecall waiting to happen.

Caminante Nocturno - 2008-06-17
"No, no... Son, I do not want to talk to Sasha! Son, I just want to know how you are... Hello, Sasha."

citrusmirakel - 2008-06-17
"Mütter, Vy must you always ask me this qvestion!? He ist just ein friend!"

"For the last time, NEIN MÜTTER, I am nicht ein gleichgeschlechtlich!"

Aoi - 2008-06-18
Actually, the Demoman was adopted. And killed his original set of adoptive parents with a poorly calculated plan to blow up the Loch Ness Monster.


Syd Midnight - 2008-06-18
Wait.. if he were a BAD Demoman, HE WOULDN'T BE HERE TALKIN' TO US!

Aoi - 2008-06-18
Cut him a break, he was only 6 at the time!

He got better at working with explodey things once he was back in the orphanage.

voodoo_pork - 2008-06-17
These are ALL awesome.
Hooper_X - 2008-06-17
Too right, mate.

Cena_mark - 2008-06-17
Snipers rule.
Lothy - 2008-06-17
Makes me feel a little bit better about being such a coward.
Harveyjames - 2008-06-17
This is the best one yet! It's a shame they didn't come with the game.
j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-06-17
you mean the movie?

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-06-17
Oh nevermind, I see what you're saying.

My point about the TF2 Movie still stands though.

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-06-18
I figure all nine main classes, plus the civilian mastermind bonus interview, will all be on the Blu-Ray DVD when Velve gets around to branching into the movie industry.

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-06-18
Vale, fucking VALVE, work you damn fingers what do I wash you hourly for!?

SolRo - 2008-06-18
as much as I like these, a movie wouldn't work.

but more short clips like this, or short stories put out over time would be great.

CornOnTheCabre - 2008-06-17
I wasn't sure that this one was going to be any good until the Demoman died, which pushed it immediately into my #1 spot.
Bisekrankas - 2008-06-17
Best one yet
Pillager - 2008-06-17
I want to see the Medic's story.

Stog - 2008-06-17
It's hard to support my theory that all the characters in this game are crazy now that this video's come out, but I don't mind. Anyone who can kill a Demoman like that is automatically awesome.
fluffy - 2008-06-17
Too bad he probably didn't get points for it. (When it quickly cut to him on the phone I thought he was going to haggle with someone to get the points.)

Syd Midnight - 2008-06-18
Dad.. put mumnon the phone.

Zhou Fang - 2008-06-17
Five stars for the music alone. Hey Chet, can we get an MP3 of that somewhere?
athodyd - 2008-06-18
This is pretty much just one of Lalo Schifrin's tracks for the first Dirty Harry movie, just reconfigured enough to where he couldn't sue them for swiping it.

Bone_Vulture - 2008-06-25
Indeed, five stars for the music, another five for the dialogue.

Tyfus - 2008-06-17
copyright lololol!
happy_ending - 2008-06-17
This is my favorite one.
kiint - 2008-06-17
so good, I can taste it! and extra bazillion stars for the demoman death
Syd Midnight - 2008-06-18
I changed my mind. That makes it. "Half your brain is gone but the other half is Scottish and drunk so you keep fighting for a bit."

Gagnon II - 2009-09-05
Isn't "Scottish and drunk" redundant?

rustedmutt - 2008-06-17
Absolute gold! I want to play this game. Now.
Shion - 2008-06-17
Christ. My husband is an engineer, and my brother-in-law is a sniper.

Calls home sound JUST like that.
RockBolt - 2008-06-17
Eat it, Spy
RandomFerret - 2008-06-18
You notice he's holding that thing backwards the entire time?

vissarion - 2008-06-17
The '70s cop show theme helps make this one. It really is the best one yet.
lustygoat - 2008-06-18
best one yet.
Squeamish - 2008-06-18
It really is important to be polite to everyone you kill. The Sniper knows this. That is why he is a professional.

There are not enough stars.
Unsung - 2008-06-18
I`m curious as to how they`ll make the medic sound badass.
j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-06-18
They're probably not going to. There will be five particularly hilarious "I'VE BEEN THERE" moments lasting a sum total of ten seconds, and the rest will be backstory for the movie they're secretly working on.

No, I didn't sign an N.D.A.

Syd Midnight - 2008-06-18
Maybe they should just go for it and make the Medic the gay one.

1394 - 2008-06-18
He lives in a caravan.
Mike Tyson?! - 2008-06-18
It's funnier when you see in print. The Sniper lives in an old RV. :D

Spikey - 2008-06-24
Of course he does. The Sniper is an avid camper.

Syd Midnight - 2008-06-18
"Dad.. dad.. put mum on the phone" saves it.
Syd Midnight - 2008-06-18
Sorry, it does grow on ya, like they all do.

GuyCorngood - 2008-06-18
I have a feeling they're saving best for last with the spy and pyro.
SolRo - 2008-06-18
it would be hard to make the spy not good

the pyro could go either way

Pacobird - 2008-06-19
I picture a sort of "Pyro After Dark" theme, with a lounge-y, bathrobe-and-tie feel like the Bruce Campbell Old Spice commercials. "Mphmrphmph." (spill some martini on the mask) "Mrphmphmph!"

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-07-29
Unless we see the Pyro's True Face, I would like it to be cast like one of those Noir movies; Black and white and not a lot of grey. If it turns out the Pyro is Samus, all sorts of avenues are open.

Bisekrankas - 2008-06-19
The perfect 5 is ruined. I am sad because of this.
Camonk - 2008-06-20
You're all idiots and blasphemers. While this is no doubt great, Meet The Soldier is still number one.
Borborygmus - 2008-06-24
i like how the landscape looks like Roadrunner cartoons. i like how much character development they get into each one, using cool cinematic techniqes. i like how he checks his blind spot before making a turn.
Gagnon II - 2009-09-05
"Sniper Crossing" roadsign LOLOL
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