shit-drinking

I once mixed old coke with nothing. The result tasted exactly like Pepsi.

I told some of my classmates in high school that Coke and Pepsi were basically the same thing. In response, they set up some elaborate taste test where they made me close my eyes and drink Coke, Pepsi, and both of them mixed together.

I went to high school with idiots.

I've only been drinking shitty diet soda for years now, and the normal stuff all tastes like a mouthful of corn syrup now.

if you tried them one beside the other you'd taste the difference. Pepsi is sweeter than coke. i personally like coke more.

Drink anything made with cane sugar and you'll never drink the slimy HFCS stuff ever again

Same here boner.

never should have let them off the sugar plantations.

And now one of them wants to be PRESIDENT? What the fuck?

I'm surprised nobody did an edit where it starts to get all blurry and drugged out as it progresses.