Girls don't usually hang around after I vomit on 'em.

that girl LOVES the cock!

A thimble's worth of self-esteem to be shared between enough people to fill a beach.

Not one of their best, but still...5 stars!

Goddam these gamevideo trailers are fucking slow.

Maybe it's because I'm a fat idiot. I laughed harder at this one than any previous.

LOL I AM 99 YEARS OLD WHEN I WATCH THESE CLIPS YE WHIPPERSNAPPERS LOL LOL LOL

Shane alone had played this game before. Shane alone is in clammy, head shaking PTSD mode from the onset.

Don't they usually comment on the games?

HA HA THAT"S RIGHT STEVE I'M WRIST DEEP IN YOUR PUD *RIGHT NOW!*

IGN gave this game a 7.7 out of 10.

Five stars alone for "Fuckchop"

"That fat guy peed on me!"