It's for this kind of people that I think that the educational system should either improve or distribute sharp, flammable and blunt objects freely.

That brings me to another point, I also support them breaking into unused facilities if not to save them from injuring others.

That's the "tornado": http://www.sixflags.com/whiteWater/rides/tornado.aspx

Well, landing on your face in cement probably wouldn't be that bad, since it's a relatively fine dry powder. Now, faceplanting on concrete--that shit would hurt.

Yeah, but their parents can sue the waterpark when these idiots inevitably hurt themselves and/or become hoplessly mangled.

*hopelessly

Fuck a six-pack, I'd roll up some doobage with those fine fellows.