I'm so ready to do some fuckin' now.

The girl in the back was an alternate.

not enough nudity

Only 4 stars due to the scrub in the back left.

In America Secretary file papers for lawyers, in Soviet Russia secretaries dance with sharks!
Damn, I couldn't make it work. Damn you Yakov Smirnov and your 20+ year old jokes!

I'm willing to learn Russian for a chance to bang Jean Shorts there in front. Oh and her English name would be Jean Shorts, sorry Svetlana or Lyudmila or whatever the fuck horrible collision of syllables your parents decided to saddle you with.

BTW - If anyone's curious, the song playing is "Ella Elle L'a" by Kate Ryan.

Video for the song here: http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=38389

5 starts for pure awesomeness fun. And legs. And hotties. Still.

I had trouble rating this because it's cute and fun, and not at all evil. Then Jean Shorts turned me on to lesbianism (she has great legs), so 5 stars.

Can I work here? I can't speak Russian, but I can type fast.

why do russian and eastern european women have such deep voices?

The incompetence of the one they stuffed in the back row is what makes this for me.

Somebody skipped practice.

shark attack!

Yes.

I was hoping for a spray of blood to squirt up at the end.

Had forgotten about this