The proper plural of octopus is 'octopedes.'

Is there any animal cooler than the octopus? I say no.

Holy shit, no fucking around, once the top of that mason jar is popped, that crab is going straight to the mouth. And then, octy proves that there is no hole small enough to keep it from devouring its meal. You cannot keep it out, it will come in and OM NOM NOM whatever it pleases.

Alien intelligence, right in our own backyard. Give them the requisite 8M years, and give them a bridge to land like the lung-fish, and friends, the descendents of the great apes are going to be in trouble.

"I have beaten your security system and eaten you. Now, I shall live in your tiny transparent house!"

Cephalopods!

I has no skeleton

You are never safe from the octopus.

Marvel at the uncanny intelligence of the octopus to the ethereal tones of Enigma reading Battleship grid markings!

Simultaneously awesome and scary as fuck. "No matter where you go, no matter what you put in our way, we will go where we please, eat what we desire, and film porn with your hot stepmothers and barely-legal schoolgirls."

"apetura del frasco" also translates to crab language for FUCK HOLY FUCK I AM FUCKING DEAD

Imagine one of these emerging from the S-Bend of your toilet while you took a piss

I submitted this because crabs were, previously, my favorite animal. I now officially have to change my astrological sign to "Octopus".

I can't order octo sushi anymore...

i am convinced that octopuses and squids have giant underwater cities in the depths of the oceans that we will never find

I hate this animal.

Characterized by HUGE EYES, BEAKS, INTELLIGENCE and AMBITION!

Yeah those crabs were all like "COME AND GET ME BEEYOTCH" and all of a sudden it was like "OH SHIT"

dude's a bro

Screw the damned crabs.

Are the Rangers going to take the series?