Blending GTA4 is more fun than almost all of the new activities in the game. How about instead of watching TV and going bowling I blend the hell out of things to advance in missions?
Alternately, a Blendtec blender could be one of the weapons. Just grab a cop and shove his head in there. Don't forget to yell "YES, IT BLENDS!" to his corpse for the full effect.
Seriously, the "magnets" one was awesome because he pulverized the fuckers. Any blender could do this.
I'm afraid he's not gonna get much more mileage out of the meme, although I fully sympathize with his motivations here. I JUST WANT TO PLAY THE BULLITT CHASE TOO. Holy fuck I'm gonna go watch that scene right now.