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j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-06-25

"That's what you get for not having a GT390."


Stog - 2008-06-25

I'm going to buy a copy and blend it because it doesn't have a V-8 Interceptor.


Camonk - 2008-06-25

The fact that it's, at best, a mediocre game is a good reason, too.


lolcoolj - 2008-06-25

I always love the cheesy smile he gives when the blending commences.


fluffy - 2008-06-25

I miss the days that he'd blend things that actually did cool stuff when they got blended.

I want to see him combine two cool things - blending and high-speed photography. Maybe blend a water balloon at 240fps or something.


Xenocide - 2008-06-25

Blending GTA4 is more fun than almost all of the new activities in the game. How about instead of watching TV and going bowling I blend the hell out of things to advance in missions?

Alternately, a Blendtec blender could be one of the weapons. Just grab a cop and shove his head in there. Don't forget to yell "YES, IT BLENDS!" to his corpse for the full effect.


RomancingTrain - 2008-06-25

I want him to blend something I can breathe. I want to take in his greatness, make it a part of me, to be one with the blended.


Spoonybard - 2008-06-26

fragmented disc


Hooker - 2008-06-26

Blend:

A Blend-tec Blender
A smoothie
A human being

It's the next natural progression and Tom gets no five stars until he makes the jump.


KnowFuture - 2008-06-26

Lame.

I've done more damage to optical discs with my own two hands than that thing has.


Syd Midnight - 2008-06-26

Seriously, the "magnets" one was awesome because he pulverized the fuckers. Any blender could do this.

I'm afraid he's not gonna get much more mileage out of the meme, although I fully sympathize with his motivations here. I JUST WANT TO PLAY THE BULLITT CHASE TOO. Holy fuck I'm gonna go watch that scene right now.


Caminante Nocturno - 2008-06-26

Steve McQueen fans get five stars.


oogaBooga - 2008-07-24

THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR LEAVING OUT BASE JUMPING AND BICYCLES


FABIO - 2012-02-24

Ironically, it's GTA that taught us to kill something then get your money back.


TheInternetisFullofGenitals - 2022-07-31

What was that old man with the giant tampon-looking thing anyway?


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