Yes.

Yeah, that's pretty much my entire life.

you can't arrange them by penis

How many times did you reboot?? Hehe.

Was funny but then it turned long... -1

I had a client whose web site went down during every thunderstorm resulting in a phone call to me and several hours of repairing a mysql database

Already awesome, and then Ghostface reference.

But I've got like 4,000 hours for free!

tech support is something I dont miss doing

It's the little things like the boss calling every slash 'backslash' that make this believable.

IT people, in general, are sort of shitty and awful.

I have no point of reference for this, and it's still awesome.

ok i got 4 minutes into it before i realized it was scripted
i couldn't listen to the rest when i realized it wasn't real

Yeah, that's prretty much what it's like.

On a side note, we become shifty and unpleasant as a side effect of working with abrasive, unruly luddites who rely on technology while hating it and us for knowing more about it than them. If you don't act like a prick people will circumnavigate the project management software and turn you into their personal IT bitch. Then you have to account for what you've been doing all day, why you haven't done documented work and you know John Knobend from billing isn't going to hve your back then... IT guys who weren't too maladjusted starting off and went through a period of time being nice to the rest of the staff know what I mean.

Basically, you become a creep to keep them from ladening you with unnecessary work, because you've made yourself so unbearable that it isn't worth trying to talk to you. Strategy, my friend. Pure, delicious, suger-spun strategy.

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