theSnake  - 2008-06-29
Jesus Christ that is fucking terrible. Except the shark one, that was hilarious.
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BOOSH - 2008-06-29
RHINO
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citrusmirakel - 2008-06-29
The unfortunate thing about this game is that it's got all these built in ways to torture and kill guys, and then it actually punishes you if you use them.
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Cleaner82 - 2008-06-29 Aw, and here I could have cleaned house with a lawsuit. Oh well, spilt milk.
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PegLegPete - 2008-06-29
Loved this game.
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j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-06-29
The music brings out the pure, over-the-top, boldfaced, unredeemably violent and unapologetic ridiculousness of this game, and to a large extent, the comics.
BUY IT FOR YOUR KIDS! Tell them they can only play it while Yakity-Sax or merry-go-round fair ground midway music is playing in the background, NO EXCEPTIONS.
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Cleaner82 - 2008-06-29 Well, y'know. A little ultraviolence never hurt the kids. When I was little I saw Total Recall in theaters, and I don't know if you recall in that movie, but the PROTAGONIST grabs a random guy off an escalator, uses him as a human shield, and hurls his bullet-riddled corpse at the would-be assassins. If I were even vaguely impressionable, why I'd be going all over the place wreaking bloody... hmm.
Nevermind.
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BHWW - 2008-06-29
Ah, the anguished screams of goombas.
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CornOnTheCabre - 2008-06-29
:( they missed my favorite one, which was to dip a guy's head into a vat of molten metal, then pull him out, where his shiny silver head would clank on the ground X-Men 2 style.
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Caminante Nocturno - 2008-07-02
The Punisher is something of an asshole.
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Xiphias - 2008-07-15
Apparently the easiest way to kill someone is by putting them in something.
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FABIO2 - 2009-01-09
Better than the movies.
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yogarfield - 2014-11-19
Steven Seagal shoves people into Various Deaths: The Video Game.
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