"AND IT KEPT SHAKIN'!!"

Is “There are Boyscouts in the room” a special code phrase for “This guy is scaring me"?

Does this guy have a website? Somebody please say "yes."

Paranoia rap

I'm hoping the next order of business was reinstating asylums.

Sweet, sweet crazy talk. Helicopters!

i wonder if he thinks that the white turtleneck is the only thing keeping his head on.

whoooooooooooo-eeeeeeeeeeeee

It's like a site owner post in POE proper, only in real life. Terrorist pussy!

Schizolicious. You can hear where he'd change font and color if it was a schizo webpage

I had to pause this three times. I simply could not handle it all at once.

I can now die having heard a rant in which the words chameleon, terrorist, and lemonhead were used.

I think this guy's arena is out of ice, if you catch my drift.

His movie needs to be made. I want to hear an action hero yell "I WANT YOU, MR. HELICOPTER PILOT"

JOHN EDWARDS KNOWS ABOUT THIS

He looks kinda like Nekobe, of 'if they'd only let me yiff the otter' fame. Maybe it's just me.

about to explode eh?

Damn... he's on to me. Time to get a new helicopter.

I've been to hundreds of local government meetings. Almost every town has one of these people.

Man, why don't we get quality crazy like that up here?

This guy should get his own helicopter and they can have a duel.

AND IT JUST KEPT SHAKING holy shit, guy, calm down

PREACH IT BROTHER THEY HAVE A RIGHT TO BE SCARED.

Great slip: "You were IN that helicopter pilot!" People who seamlessly list acronyms are always nuts

YOU ARE A CHAMELEON

Classic loose association and delusions of persecution, both key symptoms of paranoid schizophrenia.

This is the first time I've actually seen one of these rants outside of flyers on telephone poles.

Oh Charlotte crazies, we love you!

When I retire I want to do what this man does. Whatever it is.

How funny is it that links to becoming a helicopter pilot can be found right above the clip?

I'd like to think this guy's the best performance artist of all time. Either way, this is great.

I think he makes perfect sense and I agree with every word.

SOMEONE HAS THEIR HAND IN THE PIE. THAT'S WHY THERE IS NO ICE IN THE ARENA.

Those Boy Scouts were loving every minute of it.

It's when he grabs the podium and starts shaking it that this becomes perfect comedy gold.

Why is it always helicopters?

If you turn the volume up, you can actually hear someone utter "uh-oh" when the guy's name is called

People like this are even more fun in person. I love them so.

I suspect (and hope) he redacted that paper himself with a magic marker

I went to Smith Jr. High. I wish he was there when I was.

chameleon lemonheaded coward terrorist pussy!

One of the best things on the internet.

he's just mad, because the pilot pee-d down his chimney!

and its shakin and its shakin shakin AND ITS SHAKIN SHAKE SHAKIN!

Jesus

That's awesome. I think he's related to a guy I worked with.

I believe him

This guy wants John Walsh to solve his helicopter problems? Americans want John Walsh to do it all..

The chip in his skull just made him THINK there was a helicopter above his house. JUST AS I PLANNED!

My.... GOD.....

so john walsh is a helicopter pilot who won't put ice in the arena?

I stopped counting the conspiracies this guy put together.

Somebody make a GIF of him "shakin', SHAKIN'!"

John Edwards know about this? That rogue helicopter pilot is as good as caught.

Holy goddamn.

Why isn't there a Wii game called "Rogue Helicopter Pilot?" I wanna shake this guy's house.

A young Warren Spector gets the inspiration for Deus Ex.

Hooooo-leeeee SHIT.

I have also been chased by chameleons in helicopters.

This man needs his own reality tv show RIGHT NOW.

holy cow.. I drive THRU Charlotte on my way to work. I wanna see this guy in PERSON!

I confess, it was me..and your wife's as slut.

This guy is the Dr. J of Internet Crazies.

that is the best crazy I have ever seen

I wonder what his wife thinks about this.

DEMOCRACY

I've probably watched this 50 times over the past year and it just keeps getting funnier!

I second Pie Boy- he'd be a fine TV star!

A classic.

My favorite video on POE EVER

But they don't KNOW what the QUEERS are doing to the SOIL.

The punchline of the mystery is that this guy lives near a hospital, and the helicopter he keeps hearing is the medivac helicopter.

The craziness is like a newly tapped keg from your favorite brewery. So fresh and yet so familiar.

I've been using this rambling speech as an audition monologue for about a year now, and every time I do, I get the part. Thanks, local crazy man from the city of Charlotte. Thanks for everything.

See, if politics were more like this, I'd be more interested in politics.

Holy crapsticks, this is great!