Couldn't get the multi-part to work, rest is on youtube. Submitted because I was reminded of the filthy "bicycle seat" riff in part 2, but additionally the worst pre-Manos, post-Aztec Mummy film screened on the show.

I love MST3K, but if there's one film that is so dull, so bad, that it's almost impossible for me to watch, it's this one.

It's like someone took the leftover location footage from a 70s cop show and decided there was a movie in there somewhere if only they shot a few scenes in a dungeon.

This movie's kind of interesting, if unwatchable. The first scenes are cut together from scenes from the last scene of Daughters of Fu Manchu and A Night To Remember. I have a feeling they maybe didn't finish filming this movie and just cut together what they had because it makes no sense. And it's by Jesus Franco, the director of Vampyros Lesbos!