The only charge to enter Lil Iguana's pedo-free utopia? One finger from each hand.

Wow, that was LONG. Also, why couldn't they hire an audio guy for the intro chick? Did they want to simulate what a child would sound like if a pedophile threw him down a well?

This is almost good enough to be a CD-I video.

I submitted this video just for 2:07.

Needs Little Richard.

1 Run away
2 Yell really loud "I DON'T KNOW THIS PERSON"
3 Tell an adult you trust

The insanity this video could cause would be hilarious

Also, does anone else find the name lil iguana unsettling?

Wait, if my neighbor touches me at any point, I'm allowed to throw a punch her way? Because she's like 70, and I'll do it, but I'm not sure this video is telling me the truth.

too bad they didn't include a verse about touchy-feely family members and clergy. but overall their instructions could lead to hilarity when children around the country start biting, kicking, and punching strangers on the street without provocation.

I just wonder what GANON'S up to!

Hey Mr. Butcher a guy I don't know tried to touch me!

Also I need some veal!