Jesus says: people are stupid. Severius 1:1.

I don't remember Noah being in the Popul Vuh. This is so informative!

He gets very excited when he talks about this subject.

God-damn-it! I just bought a 5 year warrenty on my fucking washing machine. What a waste, curse you Jesus!

Good ol' Van Impe. His schtick for decades has basically been "The End is Near! Buy my book!"

He uses Donald Rumsfield hand gestures...any chance they have the same disorder?

Fck the numerologists. Damnit. You can add and subtract anything (he forgot his car tire sizes in there) and come up with anything.

And what's the mayan have to do with anything really? Their end of the wold happen was sooner than 2012.

+5 for the haircut.