Zelda music and ferrets? I do believe that that is a winning combination.

More like GET THE F* OUT OF MY PEN OR I'LL BITE YOUR GENITALS OFF!

Awwwwwww

They're in luuuuuuuuuvv

how easily back rub turns to face maul in the wonderful world of ferrets.

Awww! Mine do this at night, when I'm trying to sleep, they roll around in the room knocking over shit and dooking at each other even though they're both fucking deaf goddammit why can't they just shut up and go to sleep the little bastards

Ferrets go berserk on each other to the gentle strains of an easy listening station.

They're just like Mommy and Daddy.