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Desc:Adorably shy Christian girl prays to god to help her bowling and other fun.
Category:Classic Movies, Educational
Tags:Christian, christianity, jesus camp, awkward, brain washed
Submitted:Keefu
Date:07/07/08
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Comment count is 40
jangbones
Is that a Chick tract?

This poor abused child will soon be the most insufferable teenage girl ever.
Muddy Mae Suggins
Christian nail salon?! Reach for the stars.
Aelric
her?
Comrade Admiral
She's not bland!

Keefu
huh?

Muddy Mae Suggins
Egg is a very nice girl.

kelpfoot
Who?

Aelric
i love you guys

Honest Abe
is that dj just scratching for his own ears?
halon
the entire movie is already on poetv.
http://poetv.com/video.php?vid=12833
Caminante Nocturno
Can't you people even BOWL without asking God for permission?

What if you prayed for a good game and he said no?

What would you do then, standing up there in front of everyone with a big heavy ball in your hand?

LIKE AN IDIOT!
Cap'n Profan!ty
that is inappropriately erotic talk. she's only a little girl, for heaven's sake

Cleaner82
Standing there with my heavy balls in your hand?

I mean ball. I mean.

... oh I've put my foot in it now.

Stopheles
This scene infuriated me when I saw it in the movie.

If Jesus is omnipotent and doesn't want abortion/homosexuality/etc to exist, but is unable to stop them, then why waste His time with your prayers for a higher fucking bowling score?
Cleaner82
You don't think your fury would be better directed somewhere other than a little kid bowling?

Hodge
Because Jesus only wants to helps those that waste their lives in worthy churches!

Cleaner82
God is present everywhere as long as it isn't boring there.

Hooper_X
Jesus doesn't worry about the fags and the terrorists and the libbruls, he's too busy making sure the local high school team wins this weekend.

victorm
I SAW HIM! JESUS ON THE TURNTABLES
so whose god has the best production values?
baleen

awwww... little christianofascists.
Comeuppance
1:00-1:29
I would not have been so calm. Jesus, she was creepy.

HI, UM
*breathe*
GOD'SJUSTTELLINGMETHAT
*breathe*
H-HE
*breathe*
You're on his mind, and he just wants to take you-

I would have ran. Right there.
Rodents of Unusual Size
I would have told her that I used to say those things when I was her age, too. And that now I didn't believe any of them. Her head would have exploded.

Rodents of Unusual Size
I love this movie for more reasons than I can name.
positively
WAY TO BE OBEDIENT!
meamlegion
HA! GUTTER-BALL! WHERE'S YOUR JESUS NOW?
Xenocide
One time I prayed that Jesus would let me hit just one pin, and then I hit TWO pins. PROOF OF CREATIONISM.

ChocFullOfFunk
Whatever. She's going to be great in the sack. You all know it. All afraid to make eye contact while she ties you to the bed. All saying the Lord's prayer while she undoes the Gimp's mouth zipper.
IrishWhiskey
Sumtin wrooong wit you boy

dueserpenti
This really should be illegal. Which is to say, I wish she could be removed from the custody of her parents, and that her parents would be severely caned and then sterilized.
Cleaner82
That's right, it's not the parent's job to brainwash the kid, but rather the government. What a brave new world it would be.

Doctor Arcane
I think she needs some Ritalin or something. This movie is entirely terrifying, and she is no where near the scariest kid on there.
Maggot Brain
Rachel will grow up to write non-erotic fan fiction. Of what only time will tell.
Caminante Nocturno
Oh, she'll eventually give in and start writing the erotic kind. She'll fight it for as long as she can, but she will eventually give in.

They all do.

drcrypt
I went to a Christian school when I was in fourth and fifth grade, and was largely made miserable because I would publicly question this sort of faith. I remember the moment of clarity came when a girl couldn't find her drawing in a huge pile during art class, and we were all expected to hold hands around the pile and pray that we'd find it. Even at 9 years old, I knew God had better things to do.
RockBolt
"Hey! You look like a slut, Jesus asked me to tell you to stop being a slut"
Twitch
Jebus loves the jumpitpy white folks and causing seizures. Hallelujah!
citrusmirakel
I remember when I was watching this movie, I felt that unlike a lot of the other subjects, and the completely 100% EVIL camp director, there's still a lot of hope for Rachel.

In fact, I bet by this point, Rachel has already started to question a lot of this shit.

(please don't prove me wrong on this, thanks.)
baumer
Fuck you, Liebot.

:(((((((((((((
baumer
Oh, forgot to rate this:

Shotgun Jackson
I would rather see her huffing duster...
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