A Buddhist monk self-immolating.

The sound of a wedding party dance floor crashing four stories deep.

A Wilhelm Scream.

The video of the previous crew of the Event Horizon.

i thought william foster was our last line of d-fens?
*rimshot*

I like how little mention is made of the fact that ostensibly every employee -- from stewardess to security guard -- would have to carry a controller to set off the EMD bracelet in case of attack in order for the device to actually be useful. Given that, the odds an innocent person would be accidentally paralyzed if this device took off seem pretty good.

Also, what are the odds it would make you shit yourself?

Failure to board the plane on time will finally be adequately punished.

It is a small inconvenience that assures my safe arrival. I happily opt for the extra security of the EMD safety bracelet.

Remember kids, you're a terrorist until we say you're not!

what stops the terrorist from simply removing the bracelet?

I like how terrorists will have/use plastic explosives to open the cockpit door instead of just bringing the plane down.

Also, I would like to skullfuck these people to death, using their own bracelet to paralize them first.

I'll take my flights with oot the EMD braclets, eh?

"Biometric systems often overlook the fact that a man is wearing one of those head-towels. If we could make a machine that automatically stunned Arabs, we would"

"Now here's more stock video of Airports From The Seventies And Eighties"

Uhhh...so the crew has time to key in the special code for each individual passenger/terrorist rushing them, or pressing the remote automatically just nukes the nervous system of everyone on board?

When the fuck was this video made? They seem to refer to 2003 in the future tense and 9/11 in the past tense, but the graphics all seem to be from 1992. Anger + Confusion - Boring = 3'd