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Comment count is 36
ProfessorChaos - 2008-07-09

This series epitomizes everything i despise in RPG games.

I also despise Disney. So, double whammy, there.


Caminante Nocturno - 2008-07-09

We let Final Fantasy 7 slide, and this is what we get.


Monchiles Monchiles - 2008-07-09

Oh wow, I remember this game. Those were some long cut scenes. Three stars for it kinda being a decent song I guess.


buttnutt - 2008-07-09

if you like gay music


Keefu - 2008-07-09

Big feet.


Chalkdust - 2008-07-09

As conceptually ridiculous as this series is, the last boss battle, which comprised of I think six separate stages, was pretty epic. so, +2 stars.


Xenocide - 2008-07-09

GOOD JOB OF MAKING IT TO PHASE FIVE OF OUR TWO HOUR BOSS FIGHT.

TO PROCEED, YOU MUST DEFLECT 10,000 LASERS.

LITERALLY.

ALSO THESE WILL BE COMING AT YOU AT A RATE OF LIKE 50 A SECOND.

READYSETGO.


longwinded - 2008-07-09

Which actually was strangely easy when you got the hang of it

too bad the first time you have no idea


RomancingTrain - 2008-07-09

Inscrutable. "Gayer than two men having sex."


Knuckles - 2008-07-09

Gayer than eight guys blowing nine guys.


BOOSH - 2008-07-09

With one left over for the ear


bac - 2008-07-09

ah come on this game was the shit.


bac - 2008-07-09

except chain of memories that blew donkey cock.


Pacobird - 2008-07-09

I kind of respect Kingdom Hearts if only because Square managed to turn what should have been literally the worst idea ever into a game series that was at worst mediocre.


futurebot - 2008-07-09

Question for people who have played this: does Donald Duck kiss anyone? Does Goofy cry?


Quad9Damage - 2008-07-09

No, but they do plenty of hugging and shit. There should be a Video Game Ending week.


Jefka - 2008-07-09

And I'll miss YOU most of all, scarecrow!


Seris - 2008-07-09

Goofy cries and also dies! A game for children of all ages!


Quad9Damage - 2008-07-09

Oh my God, you're right. I completely forgot about that scene.


Red Squirrel - 2008-07-09

I'm pretty sure Goofy cries like constantly throughout the whole thing.


major-_-turnon - 2008-07-09

Goofy doesn't cry, he MAKES bitches cry.

Direct Transcript:

JASMINE: Hello Sora. Donald. Goofy. Have you guys seen Aladdin? He's been coming around less and less lately.
GOOFY (excited): Uhh Maybe he's got a new girlfriend!
JASMINE: *sobs uncontrollably*


Redlof - 2008-07-09

I actually love the beginning of this game. Unironically. Seriously.


Pacobird - 2008-07-09

Kingdom Hearts Solid 2: Sons of Bippity (Boppity Boo)


zatojones - 2008-07-09

these games are making our kids into boring faggots STOP THE MADNESS


afp3683 - 2008-07-09

oddly, the old Disney ghost busters cartoon short which actually had Donald Duck fighting ghosts was very much art.


major-_-turnon - 2008-07-09

Fuck all y'all, this game is awesome.


Sudan no1 - 2008-07-09

THIS IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE


kiint - 2008-07-09

I AM TEH KEYNMASTER


Dib - 2008-07-09

Oh look, another white haired anime villain. I think Japan might have passed a law or something mandating this.


Rudy - 2008-07-09

I gotta admit, when I first heard about this game I was skeptical: "Aren't Disney-loving retards and Final Fantasy queers kind of exclusive to their respective fandoms?"

My hats off to you, Square.


FABIO2 - 2008-07-09

I'm surprised today's kids even recognize Disney characters.


Why would you play this game if you weren't a fanfic writer or a 10 year old girl?


Hodge - 2008-07-09

Because they have no shame or standards?


Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2008-07-09

...I dug the gummi ship battles.

More than I dug the game.


major-_-turnon - 2008-07-09

Whoever makes 'My hearts a battleground' a linked tag wins the intrnets


leifthorrsman - 2008-07-10

They did a much better with this game than the first one.


Big Name Celebrity - 2008-07-10

It's a nice intro, even if the vocals are a bit too "chick from Evanescence".

I'll play one of these when they make Stitch playable (preferably with the Berzerker Job Class).


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