ProfessorChaos - 2008-07-09
This series epitomizes everything i despise in RPG games.
I also despise Disney. So, double whammy, there.
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Caminante Nocturno - 2008-07-09
We let Final Fantasy 7 slide, and this is what we get.
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Monchiles Monchiles - 2008-07-09
Oh wow, I remember this game. Those were some long cut scenes. Three stars for it kinda being a decent song I guess.
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buttnutt - 2008-07-09 if you like gay music
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Keefu - 2008-07-09
Big feet.
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Chalkdust - 2008-07-09
As conceptually ridiculous as this series is, the last boss battle, which comprised of I think six separate stages, was pretty epic. so, +2 stars.
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Xenocide - 2008-07-09 GOOD JOB OF MAKING IT TO PHASE FIVE OF OUR TWO HOUR BOSS FIGHT.
TO PROCEED, YOU MUST DEFLECT 10,000 LASERS.
LITERALLY.
ALSO THESE WILL BE COMING AT YOU AT A RATE OF LIKE 50 A SECOND.
READYSETGO.
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RomancingTrain - 2008-07-09
Inscrutable. "Gayer than two men having sex."
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Knuckles - 2008-07-09 Gayer than eight guys blowing nine guys.
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BOOSH - 2008-07-09 With one left over for the ear
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bac - 2008-07-09
ah come on this game was the shit.
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bac - 2008-07-09 except chain of memories that blew donkey cock.
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Pacobird - 2008-07-09
I kind of respect Kingdom Hearts if only because Square managed to turn what should have been literally the worst idea ever into a game series that was at worst mediocre.
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futurebot - 2008-07-09
Question for people who have played this: does Donald Duck kiss anyone? Does Goofy cry?
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Quad9Damage - 2008-07-09 No, but they do plenty of hugging and shit. There should be a Video Game Ending week.
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Jefka - 2008-07-09 And I'll miss YOU most of all, scarecrow!
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Seris - 2008-07-09 Goofy cries and also dies! A game for children of all ages!
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Quad9Damage - 2008-07-09 Oh my God, you're right. I completely forgot about that scene.
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Red Squirrel - 2008-07-09
I'm pretty sure Goofy cries like constantly throughout the whole thing.
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major-_-turnon - 2008-07-09 Goofy doesn't cry, he MAKES bitches cry.
Direct Transcript:
JASMINE: Hello Sora. Donald. Goofy. Have you guys seen Aladdin? He's been coming around less and less lately.
GOOFY (excited): Uhh Maybe he's got a new girlfriend!
JASMINE: *sobs uncontrollably*
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Redlof - 2008-07-09
I actually love the beginning of this game. Unironically. Seriously.
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Pacobird - 2008-07-09 Kingdom Hearts Solid 2: Sons of Bippity (Boppity Boo)
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zatojones - 2008-07-09
these games are making our kids into boring faggots STOP THE MADNESS
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afp3683 - 2008-07-09
oddly, the old Disney ghost busters cartoon short which actually had Donald Duck fighting ghosts was very much art.
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major-_-turnon - 2008-07-09
Fuck all y'all, this game is awesome.
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Sudan no1 - 2008-07-09
THIS IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE
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kiint - 2008-07-09
I AM TEH KEYNMASTER
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Dib - 2008-07-09
Oh look, another white haired anime villain. I think Japan might have passed a law or something mandating this.
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Rudy - 2008-07-09
I gotta admit, when I first heard about this game I was skeptical: "Aren't Disney-loving retards and Final Fantasy queers kind of exclusive to their respective fandoms?"
My hats off to you, Square.
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FABIO2 - 2008-07-09
I'm surprised today's kids even recognize Disney characters.
Why would you play this game if you weren't a fanfic writer or a 10 year old girl?
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Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2008-07-09
...I dug the gummi ship battles.
More than I dug the game.
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major-_-turnon - 2008-07-09
Whoever makes 'My hearts a battleground' a linked tag wins the intrnets
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leifthorrsman - 2008-07-10
They did a much better with this game than the first one.
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Big Name Celebrity - 2008-07-10
It's a nice intro, even if the vocals are a bit too "chick from Evanescence".
I'll play one of these when they make Stitch playable (preferably with the Berzerker Job Class).
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