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Desc:They're trying very very hard to make a game about Donald Duck fighting ghosts seem like art.
Category:Video Games, Cartoons & Animation
Tags:Disney, Squaresoft, Video Game Intro Week, Square Enix, MY HEARTS A BATTLEGROUND
Submitted:Xenocide
Date:07/09/08
Views:2101
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Comment count is 36
ProfessorChaos - 2008-07-09
This series epitomizes everything i despise in RPG games.

I also despise Disney. So, double whammy, there.
Caminante Nocturno - 2008-07-09
We let Final Fantasy 7 slide, and this is what we get.
Monchiles Monchiles - 2008-07-09
Oh wow, I remember this game. Those were some long cut scenes. Three stars for it kinda being a decent song I guess.
buttnutt - 2008-07-09
if you like gay music

Keefu - 2008-07-09
Big feet.
Chalkdust - 2008-07-09
As conceptually ridiculous as this series is, the last boss battle, which comprised of I think six separate stages, was pretty epic. so, +2 stars.
Xenocide - 2008-07-09
GOOD JOB OF MAKING IT TO PHASE FIVE OF OUR TWO HOUR BOSS FIGHT.

TO PROCEED, YOU MUST DEFLECT 10,000 LASERS.

LITERALLY.

ALSO THESE WILL BE COMING AT YOU AT A RATE OF LIKE 50 A SECOND.

READYSETGO.

longwinded - 2008-07-09
Which actually was strangely easy when you got the hang of it

too bad the first time you have no idea

RomancingTrain - 2008-07-09
Inscrutable. "Gayer than two men having sex."


Knuckles - 2008-07-09
Gayer than eight guys blowing nine guys.

BOOSH - 2008-07-09
With one left over for the ear

bac - 2008-07-09
ah come on this game was the shit.
bac - 2008-07-09
except chain of memories that blew donkey cock.

Pacobird - 2008-07-09
I kind of respect Kingdom Hearts if only because Square managed to turn what should have been literally the worst idea ever into a game series that was at worst mediocre.
futurebot - 2008-07-09
Question for people who have played this: does Donald Duck kiss anyone? Does Goofy cry?
Quad9Damage - 2008-07-09
No, but they do plenty of hugging and shit. There should be a Video Game Ending week.

Jefka - 2008-07-09
And I'll miss YOU most of all, scarecrow!

Seris - 2008-07-09
Goofy cries and also dies! A game for children of all ages!

Quad9Damage - 2008-07-09
Oh my God, you're right. I completely forgot about that scene.

Red Squirrel - 2008-07-09
I'm pretty sure Goofy cries like constantly throughout the whole thing.
major-_-turnon - 2008-07-09
Goofy doesn't cry, he MAKES bitches cry.

Direct Transcript:

JASMINE: Hello Sora. Donald. Goofy. Have you guys seen Aladdin? He's been coming around less and less lately.
GOOFY (excited): Uhh Maybe he's got a new girlfriend!
JASMINE: *sobs uncontrollably*

Redlof - 2008-07-09
I actually love the beginning of this game. Unironically. Seriously.
Pacobird - 2008-07-09
Kingdom Hearts Solid 2: Sons of Bippity (Boppity Boo)

zatojones - 2008-07-09
these games are making our kids into boring faggots STOP THE MADNESS
afp3683 - 2008-07-09
oddly, the old Disney ghost busters cartoon short which actually had Donald Duck fighting ghosts was very much art.
major-_-turnon - 2008-07-09
Fuck all y'all, this game is awesome.
Sudan no1 - 2008-07-09
THIS IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE
kiint - 2008-07-09
I AM TEH KEYNMASTER
Dib - 2008-07-09
Oh look, another white haired anime villain. I think Japan might have passed a law or something mandating this.
Rudy - 2008-07-09
I gotta admit, when I first heard about this game I was skeptical: "Aren't Disney-loving retards and Final Fantasy queers kind of exclusive to their respective fandoms?"

My hats off to you, Square.
FABIO2 - 2008-07-09
I'm surprised today's kids even recognize Disney characters.


Why would you play this game if you weren't a fanfic writer or a 10 year old girl?
Hodge - 2008-07-09
Because they have no shame or standards?

Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2008-07-09
...I dug the gummi ship battles.

More than I dug the game.
major-_-turnon - 2008-07-09
Whoever makes 'My hearts a battleground' a linked tag wins the intrnets
leifthorrsman - 2008-07-10
They did a much better with this game than the first one.


Big Name Celebrity - 2008-07-10
It's a nice intro, even if the vocals are a bit too "chick from Evanescence".

I'll play one of these when they make Stitch playable (preferably with the Berzerker Job Class).
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