I'm not sure... I'm not sure.

I've seen it somewhere.

Wasn't that the monster from Dark Star?

The entire movie is like this.

It's something called Drunken Wu-Tang. I remember seeing that critter in stills accompanying this review:

http://www.stomptokyo.com/badmoviereport/reviews/D/dwutang.htm l

Pretty sure this is already on here somewhere, but Watermelon Monster is a classic.

Isn't this the same movie with the perverted old 'master' who drives around in a mouse car looking at young boys?

Fantasy Mission Force was my standard for kung-fu wackiness until I saw this movie.

The Langoliers II: Asian Invasion

Nope. Totally a wuxia Mario Brothers. Note the Red outfit. The monster is a chomp off his chain.

BONK

That is good stuff. I like the little gibbering the iron ball was doing.

The movie's either called Drunken Wu-Tang or Taoism Drunkard or probably a million other things too depending on who you ask. Anyway, yeah the whole movie is a lot like this.

Every so often you see something that you can't unsee, and it scrambles your brain when you try to comprehend it.

For me, this is one of those times.

I own this. It is awesome. The guy in red is "the Devil", according to the following exchange between him and some other characters:

"Who are you?"
"I'm the Devil"
"GET OFF MY ROOF!"

Five stars for watching a rejected Marion Brothers baddy tweaking his nipples.

If liking this is crazy, then baby, I don't wanna be sane.

Oh man I wish this were on Netflix.

This is beyond the ken of mortal men.

The watermelon monster>>>>every other movie monster ever made.