Singing English-translated karaoke of the Digimon theme for the opening of your own fanime based off of the Care Bears.

As an anime fan, it's particularly jarring to see things like this and think "That could've been ME!!!"

I didn't even know it was possible to get ear cancer.

I also have the power to transform into a teddy bear-themed furry superhero. I just choose not to use this power.

Needs "My Mommy Thinks I'm Special" tag.

You can't sit on clouds!!!!

ignite the flame of its mystery, indeed

Okay we can watch Braveheart it's a pretty good movie. But I don't think it fits your Carebear theme.

I wonder if this person will ever realize how horrible they are.

Good thing we have this on video before he runs for Governor of Utah.

Lyrics written by Mrs. Scomorah's fourth grade glass.