It's so slow it installed an entirely different OS without you knowing, just so it could crash in an even more perplexing manner than usual It hates you that much.
Essentially all this product does is send a bullish nurse over to your house to shoot you up with morphine, thus increasing the perceived speed of the universe.
I work in tech support and seriously, there are people out there who see this and think "HOLY SHIT! SIGN ME UP!!!!"
+5 for both videos and comments, you all make me happy :D
Ha ha yes, what kind of idiot would want to upgrade their RAM anyway? Although now that I think about it, their target audience would probably jam an apple on the slot and call it done.