The Republican Song: Please Don't Vote for a Democrat

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StanleyPain - 2008-07-16

Article here:
http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/07/16/911.billboard/index.htm l

"I believe 9/11 could have been prevented if we'd had a Republican president at the time."

Stog

- 2008-07-16

Five stars for this sad, sad quote

Cap'n Profan!ty

- 2008-07-16

Jesus holy fuck indeed. And the myth about Clinton "letting him go." Credulity abounds.

baleen

- 2008-07-16

I guess he missed all that news about France telling us that a couple of jackasses were planning 9-11 and nobody at the Pentagon picking up the phone because they were already making Saddam Hussein-shaped cupcakes for the proposed We Will Not Forget Halloween Party 2001.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/04/16/world/main2689205.sh tml

RomancingTrain - 2008-07-17

The new conservative talking point is that Bush isn't a real Republican, he is a secret Demonrat.

John Holmes Motherfucker - 2018-05-02

Guliani once said that there were no terrorist attacks while Bush was President. He was Mauor New York City, wasn't he? I mean, shit, that makes that other quote seem like Alexis de Tocqueville.

bacon-swiss

- 2008-07-16

What's this? A fat old fag wrapped in an American flag? I guess I won't vote for a Democrat.

SpookyElectric

- 2008-07-16

wow. I was kind of hoping for a verse about the social issues. it would have been the ultimate song if there were some homos with devil horns and cloven designer footwear. maybe some brown folk too.

Cleaner82

- 2008-07-16

I dunno, guy. Are you sure you want to imply conservatives graduate college?

Helena Handbasket

- 2008-07-16

Not just a conservative, but a WOMAN graduating from college.

ChocFullOfFunk

- 2008-07-17

followed up by a lesbian housewife!

Spit Spingola

- 2008-07-16

Obama will outlaw tractors and hound dogs.

baleen - 2008-07-16

Barack Hussein Obama is a blood relative of Idi Amin and poopoo.

Phusis

- 2008-07-16

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=16642

Camonk

- 2008-07-16

I used to like the idea of helping the homeless. But now this guy says they don't give a damn. Well, fuck 'em I guess. I'm votin' for a senile guy who wants to go hella more wars!

Camonk - 2008-11-06

November 4, 2008: Hee hee hee! Oh, hee hee hee!

coprolalia

- 2008-07-16

Wait, this is for REAL!?
Someone's messing with the timeline, because this can't be the right fucking dimension anymore.

heyitslozeau

- 2008-07-16

the alternate reality these people live in is amazing.

Robin Kestrel

- 2008-07-16

If someone had set out to make a parody video mocking all the ignorant low-to-middle class whites who have swallowed every neocon talking point hook, line, and sinker, they really would't have to change anything about this at all.

In fact, I'm still not sure this guy isn't pulling a redneck Borat.

Stog - 2008-07-16

That's the first thing I thought too.

I don't particularly care if it's real or fake anymore, but deep in my malicious little heart I hope it turns out to be another McCain Girls.

Albuquerque Halsey - 2008-07-16

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=39664&what=VOTING

StanleyPain - 2008-07-17

Except that's just a direct link to a downloading WMV file, which is kind of lame. I voted it up thinking it was the actual video before clicking on it.

Blaise

- 2008-07-16

Secular Progressive!

Gee, I wonder who his favorite talking head is.

bopeton

- 2008-07-16

I've decided this is a joke, but it's a good one.

divinitycycle

- 2008-07-16

THIS is why I tune in to PoeTV!

asian hick

- 2008-07-17

http://www.vanguardnewsnetwork.com/?cat=185

Is this...? Could this be...? The same Mike Meehan? Dear God I hope so. Dear God I hope so.

Xenocide

- 2008-07-17

He's not just a racist, he practices the most pussy-ass form of racism ever. If you're going to be a racist, at least go all the way and admit you hate people, none of this "oh, I love black people, I just think they should be rounded up and placed in their own separate country so they can't breed with our superior women and I don't have to feel as insecure about my two-inch penis" bullshit.

RomancingTrain

- 2008-07-17

Inscrutable.

oogaBooga

- 2008-07-17

Qualifies as evil.

Caminante Nocturno

- 2008-07-17

At least Don Quixote was fun to be around and likable.

glasseye

- 2008-07-17

Further proof that neo-con fans lack sufficient brain cells for rational thought.

TeenerTot

- 2008-07-17

"Terrists"
"We uphold the constitution"

This has got to be satire.

Rudy

- 2008-07-17

Man, that guy can sure play the guitar! And by that I mean he apparently knows how to connect an electric guitar to an amp and strum the strings to produce notes. I'm sure putting them in an order that doesn't sound like cats being tortured will come with some practice.

MrBuddy

- 2008-07-17

I'm so sick of hearing constant criticism of Conservatives that I've started to enjoy hearing Liberals being criticized for a change.

But uh... that song is really lame.

Cap'n Profan!ty - 2008-07-19

Maybe that should tell you something about the kind of people who embrace conservative "philosophy" these days.

Brautwurst_Barbarian

- 2008-07-17

I really hope this rugged individualist doesn't hurt himself, because there is no fucking way he is going to be able to cover the medical bill.

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