My sister's actually done stuff with hers, and has performed several weddings. See what you can do with something you originally did just to piss off your grandparents? I think she made like a pop or something.
My God, it's Bug-Eyed Earl from "Red Meat" in the flesh.
Actually, Max Cannon did this one. "I haven't married no people yet, but I practiced on some squirels in the park the other day." "Now God's gonna kill me for sure."