They probabally took it out back and smashed it after it RROD'd on them.

Au contraire. These guys should continue to punch each other as often as possible. Then they should try some bike tricks in a mostly concrete environment. Then they should do so flaming shots. Then play the "nut kicking game". Of course they should video it all.

Whose side are you on, dr_rock?

they need to try to banana fire.

And they'll keep doing it until they come to terms with their gayness.

Alcohol does not turn you into a masochist asking to be punched full in the face.

Only stupidity does that, my friend. Only stupidity.

good thing he's got a spare...until the next night's festivities anyway

Sounds vaguely like Cap'n Profan!ty.