Quoth the Wilde one: "I blame the wallpaper."

Who would win in a fight: Lemmy or God?

why is there so little lemmy in the world?

They should have stabbed the reporter for not selling it good enough.

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What the hell kinda cheap motel was that?

Five stars cuz it's Lemmy, so it doesn't even matter that it was staged.

The French report does not understand. Vandalism is to America as Mime is to France.