Old people

again, LEARN TO FRIGGIN D R I V E!

They're so old, their brains don't work right

I was living right over a store that got driven into.

It was very, very deliberate. Stolen car, angry gang lads high on God knows what, and clerks who would not accept obviously stolen charge cards for liquor.

As for things like this, well, it's usually a case of two-foot driving on an automatic, or an acute case of old.

I work in property insurance. This happens all. the. freaking. time.

I am an expert in stucco, framing, drywall, and aluminum storefront due to all the folks who apparently can't tell brake from go.

An ex girlfriend of mine worked at a store that got crashed into.
It involved a police chase on a main thoroughfare.
She wasn't in the store at the time.

No it was Barack Hussein Obama in a deliberate act of terrorism.