So, not a single mention of the combat? Arguably the most fun aspect of the game?

-1 star for the ad of whatever horrible dreg animation that was

I wish to see more of Thinderella's adventures.

If you skip to 17 seconds in, you can bypass the intro completely.

Also, Ian Dorche is a oversized used douche filled with reminents of oatmeal and thumbtacks.

"Tw@t Donkeys."

I hate memorpeguhs myself.

I was not aware that some dreams are not made out of candy and not for little girls.


FUCK

Ian Dorche loves the dick.

He forgot Pete.

The Conan gods are wise. If I were in charge of picking Chosen Ones, I wouldn't stop at one guy either. Everyone who, say, walks past a certain lamppost at any point in their lifetimes is the Chosen One. Now I've got an army instead of one teenage farmboy who longs for adventure and whose parents are killed by the Dark Lord.

Lose the intro music already. Just give it up, show the grainy splash and start the review and stop rubbing our noses in the fact that _something_ used to be there.

Quick poll: how do you pronounce "minutiae?"