This is one of the most Engrish things I've ever seen

"Bat Blue"
"Lick Joe"
"Tiger"

Gogodun dadoon

Japanese-English translators must have been very expensive in the 90's

Is his name Bat Blue or Bad Blue? The game couldn't decide.

And I think BOGODOON GOGOON is going to be my new sound effect for beating people up.

"reckless drivers, pearl divers, sandwich makers, tenement sweepers, deep fryers, and polaks."

This game was impossible, the enemy would hit you even if you weren't on the same plane as them. Periodically, a deranged woman with a knife would step into the arena and randomly shank the combatants.
...Awesome!

I'd beat up reckless drivers and general business men too if it meant I'd be dubbed "No.1 Quarreler".

Have to admit that a fighting a fucking tiger as a bonus stage is infinitely more bad ass than all those bricks, barrels, cars and whatever other crap other fighting games had you break.

Also, does the announcer say: "Fright!"?

I don't think "star dust punch" sound very threatening. Maybe it makes a BOGODOON *BLING* sound when it contacts

I have seen heaven, and it is 1950s America.

BOGOON!

First Rule of Violence Fight: Never stop bouncing up and down.

I didn't know the 1950s were so dangerous. I had the opposite impression.

In the bonus stage, you fight.....A FUCKING TIGER??

There's very little I wouldn't do for the mantle of "No. 1 Quarreler".

LICK JOE
LICK JOE
LICK JOE
BOGOON

Bat Blue was born in 1938 which puts him somewhere between 12 and 17.

BACON

An awful lot of mullets for the 1950s.

As opposed to its less intense prequel, Peaceful Fight, which was just confusing.

I hope to one day be able to say that I bogooned Lick Joe.

NEXT YOU!

Also you know it's 1950's America when a man named Lei Chen wearing a Kung Fu sash is quite obviously portrayed by a white man.

What the hell kind of bonus stage is this??

"Mafia, reckless drivers, and general businessmen."

Which is on par with:

"Terrorist hijak airliner. Some American are on plane."

Though I forget which game that was from.

Adam Carolla mentioned this game in the famous clip where LoveLine got All Your Base'd. I thought he was making it up.

The tiger is a stroke of genius

"Oh not the jeeps no Bat we ain't goin' that route please"