Businesswoman? I don't think that's a word.

What a terrible woman. Maybe if she'd watched Mr. Rogers as a child, she could recognize his voice and not be so terrible.

who the fuck cant recognize the greatest American hero Fred Rogers?

"are your threatening me?"

fuck you bitch how you could you possible find that sentence in conjunction with the soothing voice of fred rogers threatening?

I dont know what business you belong to, but I aint buying shit from you.

That ending blew my mind.

I don't know if it's Mr Rogers, sounding less-than-functionally retarded, or seething anger at the recieving end of a horrible Lynchian dialogue, but I can't stop laughing

It's like Krapp's last tape but with dinosaurs!

Fred Rogers has a very threatening tone when he says "soccer"

SOUNDBOARDING DONE RIGHT!

ALL THE STARS! I love this so much.

That woman should feel honored. WHATABITCH!

That's not what soccer is supposed to be, but unfortunately it is.

I don't think this is a soundboard. It's time we all pledge fealty to our new master, Zombie Rogers. Man the phones and engage in polite, nonsensical conversations with people in need of chill pills.

pure gold.

beautiful and how sad that businesswomen have no love in them.