I wonder what Icon Doonesbury will give Obama.

So, Bush Sr. was invisible, King George II was an asterix, Gingrich was a cartoony bomb, Herr Gropenführer is a muscley arm, Clinton was a buttery waffle, and Cheney is Death Incarnate.

Oh clearly. He is for the values and principles that two-parent families represent, he is for family values, and his position on gay adoption is that he's running for other reasons and he is concerned with family values.

He's not that stupid. Plus, look at the shit-eating grin he has when he tries to avoid it.

You sure about that? He voted 90% the way with Bush. His entire campaign is hanging on the troop surge. That's all he has.

I revel in your misery.

He's also not as attractive.

I have it on good authority that his smell is unpleasant as well.

I hate how obama will get elected because he's not a total sellout and doesn't change his mind about everything if he can gain political points with it.

I think he was kidding guys.

Anything's possible?

i think the ability to answer a question is a very important quality, and i would like my president to have it

And the fact that he was in on the torture. Don't forget about the torture.

Oh and being rich off of the blood of Americans and Iraqis alike. He's rich because of Iraq because he's in bed with pure evil.

Oh! And also he lies constantly and is caught constantly and winds up having his lies spread on Youtube back to back so that his utterly contradictory comments can reach the masses.

Oh! And also he's a total, complete asshole to people in public.

Oh! And he advocates the truth express but he avoids being truthful or even answering questions.

Oh! And he's fucking Republican, and he advocated fascism.

I submitted another video from the same interview, the part where he says that we were greeted as liberators in Iraq already. Also that he'd never used the word timetable. It was a really, really bad interview for McCain.

All Obama has to do is push him a bit at the debates and watch him collapse into babbling angry old man mode.

The mere possibility of a McCain Debate Meltdown is a constant source of warmth in my otherwise mediocre life.

I cannot wait for the debates. Dear sweet God, Kerry failed utterly at going after the total ineptitude of Bush and he had plenty of material to go from. McCain better pad his ass because he's about to land straight on it.

This 5's for you.

You're doing it wrong.

Maybe, vaguely. Sort of. Perhaps. Anyway it's not what his campaign's about!

"I'll TELL you about my mother!!"

PS please for the love of god people stop abusing the "accidents and explosions" category. This does not belong there

I think he's tied up uploading The Worst Music Known To Man to 73Q.

Neo-cons, republicans, and whathaveyou never have anything to say when presented with this kind of thing. They can't. Their apologetics fail so miserably against this baldfaced stupidity that they just plug their ears, cover their eyes, and pretend it's not happening, for the most part.

Also, you're confusing Billy Buttfuck with Billy Buttsex. Buttfuck has been around and is not a troll.

Billy (the evil one) has petered out, either in the face of our unending abuse, or boredom, or despair at the cespool to which he's sinking just to stay on the same level as his party. I like to think the latter, but any of those three are equally likely.