Showoff.

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Jesus!

Impressive, but there's another video that does it in *three* seconds.

(NAME THAT TUNE!)

now THAT is a fucking speed run

Oh, I could do that.

Jesus Christ on a sesame seed bun that is some fucking SPEED.

No, LET'S get mad at video games.

Once I finished Portal and some of the advanced levels I made an attempt at these speed runs. I'm just not quick enough.

How many tries did THAT take?

fuck people that can play this game that well..fuck 'em!

Goddamn Korean kids. Go outside and do something.