The week that never ends.

Aren't we all.

Preferably one that resulted in clothes being ripped off

I ripped my clothes off

Mall security was probably disappointed at the lack of clothes shredding too.

Let us know how it goes.

I suspect it will end in spinning.

Unfortunately, I cannot think of any store in town with a pair of escalators in that particular setup (Up, down, side by side). Freakin' flat-floorplan malls...

It's mine now.