Sorry, have to repeat---the scorpion has the lamest attack of any bug. We get it, you have a tail that stings stuff and poisons stuff if you hit successfully. You're damn near a wasp with no wings. You win this time because the only difference between you and a crawfish is that goddamn tail. Also, air breathing.
This one was tough to rate: one of my greatest pleasures in life is watching a scorpion have its shit just completely ripped apart. So on the one hand, fuck this video. But on the other, the blue crawdad was a pleasing color and in general these things are insane. So I'm torn. That's what I'm tryin' to say here.